Sometimes the grass is greener by Scubus in c/memes@lemmy.world
[-] Scubus@sh.itjust.works 3 points 8 hours ago

Believe it or not, straight to jail

Chaos! by Scubus in c/whitepeopletwitter@sh.itjust.works
Chaos! by Scubus in c/whitepeopletwitter@sh.itjust.works
[-] Scubus@sh.itjust.works 30 points 6 days ago

Yeah but that would raise my commute to two hours daily. And an hour of that would be biking home after midnight in a town where I'm very likely to get shot, stabbed, and mugged. Probably at the same time.

Not to mention my bike getting stolen and the fact that I'd likely get stopped by the police here every night due to dark skin

Technology by Scubus in c/memes@lemmy.world
[-] Scubus@sh.itjust.works 3 points 6 days ago

Do not quote the deep magic to me, Kobe2012, I was there when it was written

Me with a spoon under the faucet by Scubus in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
[-] Scubus@sh.itjust.works 52 points 7 months ago

Increasing the pressure makes me come harder

Austin experimented with giving people $1,000 a month. They spent the no-strings-attached cash mostly on housing, a study found by Scubus in c/news@lemmy.world
[-] Scubus@sh.itjust.works 67 points 7 months ago

Honestly if it means guaranteed housing(which it doesn't) then I'd be down with that. It's better than getting fleeced with no house.

Zelenskiy Releases Personal Income in Transparency Push by Scubus in c/world@lemmy.world
[-] Scubus@sh.itjust.works 197 points 7 months ago

Bruh everything about zelenksy is fucking incredible. What a guy

Can't play an EA game via geforce now due to quitting a couple of times in one day by Scubus in c/mildlyinfuriating@lemmy.world
[-] Scubus@sh.itjust.works 65 points 8 months ago

Just pirate a computer, duh

Just to get a second set of eyes on it, that's all. by Scubus in c/whitepeopletwitter@sh.itjust.works
[-] Scubus@sh.itjust.works 53 points 10 months ago

Republican

I asked them to delete my data, they said "Install our app" by Scubus in c/privacy@lemmy.ml
[-] Scubus@sh.itjust.works 72 points 11 months ago

Think of the poor corporation! If they get punished for their illegal buisness practices, it'll hurt the economy and people will be less inclined to start a small buisness. Didn't you study piss down economics?

Random daily meme n°6 by Scubus in c/memes@lemmy.ml
[-] Scubus@sh.itjust.works 99 points 11 months ago

Algea produces way more usable oxygen than trees. Trees consume most of the oxygen they produce.

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[-] Scubus@sh.itjust.works 56 points 1 year ago

Your mom's too thick to plunge

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