The World's Ugliest Horse Statues collection, part 4 by trollercoaster in c/funny@sh.itjust.works
[-] trollercoaster@sh.itjust.works 1 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

I know. But that statue isn't one of a horse, neither was an invasion force concealed inside of it.

The World's Ugliest Horse Statues collection, part 4 by trollercoaster in c/funny@sh.itjust.works
[-] trollercoaster@sh.itjust.works 9 points 5 days ago

I think after that incident with that wooden horse, horse sculptures aren't very popular as gifts anymore.

The World's Ugliest Horse Statues collection, part 2 by trollercoaster in c/funny@sh.itjust.works
[-] trollercoaster@sh.itjust.works 5 points 5 days ago

"sneezing", sure. Why is the water coming out of its mouth and nose then?

This must be a monument to the legendarily rare occurrence of someone seeing horses vomit.

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Just a German Memebro cleaning up this mess (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 2 months ago by trollercoaster@sh.itjust.works to c/memes@lemmy.world
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Does this qualify as such? by trollercoaster in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
[-] trollercoaster@sh.itjust.works 37 points 3 months ago

Why would anyone buy toilet paper that already has shit stains on it?

Covergent Evolution by trollercoaster in c/science_memes@mander.xyz
[-] trollercoaster@sh.itjust.works 41 points 3 months ago

They all have one more thing in common: They understood that leaving the oceans was a bad idea.

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Eggocalypse Now (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) by trollercoaster@sh.itjust.works to c/noncredibledefense@sh.itjust.works
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There is only one way to avert the egg crisis.

The song playing from the loudspeakers is an old German party song about an egg delivery guy ringing a bell and praising his eggs, which, of course, totally aren't a euphemism for parts of his anatomy.

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The salesman and the utterly unusable search feature (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) by trollercoaster@sh.itjust.works to c/talesfromtechsupport@lemmy.world
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So we're having a meeting with a software vendor about a new ERP solution. Representatives of every department and the boss himself present.

Since all they know is some ancient piece of shit software that had the worst search imaginable, they keep yapping and asking about the search features.

Vendor's representative demonstrates and explains the different search options in depth and mentions the possibility of using wildcard search, the wildcard being an asterisk, as in pretty much any search tool anywhere.

This launches a salesman (who was specifically selected to be on this meeting for being the most IT competent in that department) into a tirade, wildly gesticulating and waving his open and running laptop all about the place while pressing random keys on the keyboard, about how unusable that is, because his keyboard doesn't even have an asterisk. (it does) Anyone who actually knows a thing about computers or two sinks into the ground in embarrassment. Boss keeps nodding in agreement and making supporting interjections on behalf of the salesman.

The end.

France's 'Excalibur' sword vanishes from the stone after 1,300 years by trollercoaster in c/nottheonion@lemmy.world
[-] trollercoaster@sh.itjust.works 53 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I wouldn't necessarily want to claim the throne in a country that once invented a machine for getting rid of kings by getting rid of their heads very efficiently.

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ich🐒❓❔iel (files.catbox.moe)
submitted 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) by trollercoaster@sh.itjust.works to c/ich_iel@feddit.de
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ich🐌iel (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) by trollercoaster@sh.itjust.works to c/ich_iel@feddit.de
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Kreuzpfosten von !ich_iel@feddit.org

Die Zuhausis von /c/europe haben den Umzug auf die neue Instanz schon vollzogen:

Warum sind wir langsamer, als diese Bürokraten von der EU? Können wir das auf uns sitzen lassen?

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ich🪦🥳🥳iel (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 1 year ago by trollercoaster@sh.itjust.works to c/ich_iel@feddit.de
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feddit.de ist tot, es lebe feddit.org oder so ähnlich

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ich☕⚠️ 🐟iel (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 1 year ago by trollercoaster@sh.itjust.works to c/ich_iel@feddit.de
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Wenigstens hatte ich gestern Gelegenheit, meinen inzwischen etwas muffigen Erstaccount mal wieder auszulüften...

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ich🤑💣🌊iel (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 1 year ago by trollercoaster@sh.itjust.works to c/ich_iel@feddit.de
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2024 European Parliament election in Germany by trollercoaster in c/europe@feddit.de
[-] trollercoaster@sh.itjust.works 39 points 1 year ago

Light blue should be brown.

Berufung zurückgewiesen - Einstufung von AfD als rechtsextremistischer Verdachtsfall rechtmäßig by trollercoaster in c/dach@feddit.de
[-] trollercoaster@sh.itjust.works 38 points 1 year ago

Wieviele solche Urteile brauchen wir eigentlich noch, bis endlich mal jemand den Arsch hochkriegt und ein Verbotsverfahren wenigstens beantragt?

Faeser fordert nach EuGH-Urteil Vorratsdatenspeicherung by trollercoaster in c/dach@feddit.de
[-] trollercoaster@sh.itjust.works 57 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Normale Leute tun ihre rechte Oma, die vom Polizeistaat träumt, ins Altersheim. Die SPD tut ihre rechte Oma, die vom Polizeistaat träumt, ins Innenministerium.

Asylpolitik: FDP fordert Debatte über Ruanda-Modell für Deutschland by trollercoaster in c/dach@feddit.de
[-] trollercoaster@sh.itjust.works 34 points 1 year ago

Gerade hatte ich mich an anderer Stelle darüber aufgeregt, dass "demokratische" Parteien rechtes Gedankengut normalisieren, indem sie zum Stimmenfang rechte Themen aufgreifen. Natürlich müssen die Demokratiefeinde von der FDP das aufgreifen und gleich wieder irgendwelchen rechten Müll von sich geben.

Studie sieht deutlichen Rechtsruck: 22 Prozent der jungen Menschen würden AfD wählen by trollercoaster in c/dach@feddit.de
[-] trollercoaster@sh.itjust.works 41 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Wann ist die AfD endlich gefährlich genug, dass wir wenigstens mal ein Verbotsverfahren anstoßen können? Danach bitte gleich weitermachen mit der anderen Partei, deren Vertreter in dem Hotel in Potsdam über Massendeportationen mitdiskutiert haben.

Get drunk, not high at Oktoberfest, Bavaria says by trollercoaster in c/europe@feddit.de
[-] trollercoaster@sh.itjust.works 40 points 1 year ago

Or, if you're not a dumb tourist who likes being scammed, don't go to the Oktoberfest.

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