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[-] trollercoaster@sh.itjust.works 37 points 2 months ago

Why would anyone buy toilet paper that already has shit stains on it?

[-] trollercoaster@sh.itjust.works 41 points 2 months ago

They all have one more thing in common: They understood that leaving the oceans was a bad idea.

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Eggocalypse Now (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) by trollercoaster@sh.itjust.works to c/noncredibledefense@sh.itjust.works

There is only one way to avert the egg crisis.

The song playing from the loudspeakers is an old German party song about an egg delivery guy ringing a bell and praising his eggs, which, of course, totally aren't a euphemism for parts of his anatomy.

[-] trollercoaster@sh.itjust.works 32 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Merz is a pathological liar (even more so than the usual politicians), he also has categorically denied cooperating with the AfD and even threatened anyone in the CDU to do so with expulsion from the party, only a few weeks before cooperating with them himself.

If he tells you that the sun is shining outside, better bring an umbrella and a flashlight, because most likely you'll actually find pitch black night and pouring rain.

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submitted 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) by trollercoaster@sh.itjust.works to c/talesfromtechsupport@lemmy.world

So we're having a meeting with a software vendor about a new ERP solution. Representatives of every department and the boss himself present.

Since all they know is some ancient piece of shit software that had the worst search imaginable, they keep yapping and asking about the search features.

Vendor's representative demonstrates and explains the different search options in depth and mentions the possibility of using wildcard search, the wildcard being an asterisk, as in pretty much any search tool anywhere.

This launches a salesman (who was specifically selected to be on this meeting for being the most IT competent in that department) into a tirade, wildly gesticulating and waving his open and running laptop all about the place while pressing random keys on the keyboard, about how unusable that is, because his keyboard doesn't even have an asterisk. (it does) Anyone who actually knows a thing about computers or two sinks into the ground in embarrassment. Boss keeps nodding in agreement and making supporting interjections on behalf of the salesman.

The end.

[-] trollercoaster@sh.itjust.works 53 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

I wouldn't necessarily want to claim the throne in a country that once invented a machine for getting rid of kings by getting rid of their heads very efficiently.

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ich🐒❓❔iel (files.catbox.moe)
submitted 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) by trollercoaster@sh.itjust.works to c/ich_iel@feddit.de
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ich🐌iel (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) by trollercoaster@sh.itjust.works to c/ich_iel@feddit.de

Kreuzpfosten von !ich_iel@feddit.org

Die Zuhausis von /c/europe haben den Umzug auf die neue Instanz schon vollzogen:

Warum sind wir langsamer, als diese Bürokraten von der EU? Können wir das auf uns sitzen lassen?

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ich🪦🥳🥳iel (sh.itjust.works)

feddit.de ist tot, es lebe feddit.org oder so ähnlich

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ich☕⚠️ 🐟iel (sh.itjust.works)

Wenigstens hatte ich gestern Gelegenheit, meinen inzwischen etwas muffigen Erstaccount mal wieder auszulüften...

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ich🤑💣🌊iel (sh.itjust.works)
[-] trollercoaster@sh.itjust.works 39 points 1 year ago

Light blue should be brown.

[-] trollercoaster@sh.itjust.works 31 points 1 year ago

Den Franzosen würde ich bei so einer Aktion durchaus absichtliche Trollerei unterstellen. Chapeau, mes amis.

[-] trollercoaster@sh.itjust.works 38 points 1 year ago

Wieviele solche Urteile brauchen wir eigentlich noch, bis endlich mal jemand den Arsch hochkriegt und ein Verbotsverfahren wenigstens beantragt?

[-] trollercoaster@sh.itjust.works 57 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Normale Leute tun ihre rechte Oma, die vom Polizeistaat träumt, ins Altersheim. Die SPD tut ihre rechte Oma, die vom Polizeistaat träumt, ins Innenministerium.

[-] trollercoaster@sh.itjust.works 34 points 1 year ago

Gerade hatte ich mich an anderer Stelle darüber aufgeregt, dass "demokratische" Parteien rechtes Gedankengut normalisieren, indem sie zum Stimmenfang rechte Themen aufgreifen. Natürlich müssen die Demokratiefeinde von der FDP das aufgreifen und gleich wieder irgendwelchen rechten Müll von sich geben.

[-] trollercoaster@sh.itjust.works 33 points 1 year ago

Wer hätte das gedacht, Flugtaxis sind Vaporware.

Schnell noch mehr Subventionen draufschmeißen weil Technologiestandort und Arbeitsplätze oder sowas.

[-] trollercoaster@sh.itjust.works 41 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Wann ist die AfD endlich gefährlich genug, dass wir wenigstens mal ein Verbotsverfahren anstoßen können? Danach bitte gleich weitermachen mit der anderen Partei, deren Vertreter in dem Hotel in Potsdam über Massendeportationen mitdiskutiert haben.

[-] trollercoaster@sh.itjust.works 40 points 1 year ago

Or, if you're not a dumb tourist who likes being scammed, don't go to the Oktoberfest.

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