This better not awaken anything in me
These images are almost perfectly arousing, they just need to get rid of the lady and I’ll be at full mast
Well, I'm not going to not daydream that maybe my little piece of parmesean came from one of those wheels. That's a lot of cheese - it's not like they're going to just throw that out.
Time to buy some swiss cheese
So the money of Big Parma is behind her
Average vegetarian
I was sad to learn Parmesan isn't vegetarian :(
I was wondering why:
Calf rennet is used, which comes from the stomach of slaughtered calves.
As a man of Italian heritage, I find this incredibly appealing on several levels
They'd make all their money back if they auctioned off those particular wheels
that third wheel will go for millions
and the feet ones too probably
If I were parmesan I'd sponsor her too. She's the wheel deal.
America: I'm sponsored by soulless corporate conglomerates.
Italy: I'm sponsored by cheese!
America: tears up and salutes Italy
That's going to get sold on the internet.
Oh to be a wheel of cheese in the embrace of an Olympic gymnast. Sigh Some dreams will never come true.
How do I get sponsored by cheese? urgent
Are you a beautiful Italian gymnast skilled enough to become an olympian?
no but i can eat a whole box of kraft mac n cheese in one sitting if i try rly hard
can olympians do that? i’ve never seen any of them do it so i will assume not.
Did you know those wheels sweat oil? I hope they were wiped down before. And after, I guess.
Vegans: I’m not impressed.
I think I wanna be her when I grow up.
She's 21. I wanna be her and ungrow down. :(
Has reality got so bad that it is now aping Ai?
Big Parmesan is really getting their hooks into everything these days.
cheese has never looked so good before
I'd eat that cheese and I'm vegan.
Please tell me this means cheese rolling will become a new Olympic sport!
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cooper%27s_Hill_Cheese-Rolling_and_Wake
Oh yes there absolutely is video if you're curious.
Eh, I prefer Irish white cheddars myself. But, on the whole, cheese is probably one of the less-evil things out there doing sponsorships.
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