[-] DJDarren@thelemmy.club 19 points 1 hour ago

This is fake, but not gay.

[-] DJDarren@thelemmy.club 4 points 21 hours ago

I was talking to my wife about this yesterday, and ultimately this is a kink that’s dicey as fuck. There’s no way to play it 100% without running the risk of rape.

I mean, if you’re a guy who gets off on women being asleep/passed out when you have sex with them, knowing that they’ve given express consent kinda kills the vibe. But you can’t expect to have sex with someone who hasn’t given you express consent.

So in the end I fall down on having zero sympathy for the guys who claim they thought she was in on it. She’s either told you it’s cool or she hasn’t.

[-] DJDarren@thelemmy.club 2 points 1 day ago

Yeah, after this I had the Vario III, which was an HTC Kaiser. The phone was great (if somewhat underpowered), but WinMob was still clunky and shit.

My next phone after that was an iPhone 3GS, and I’ve been iPhone ever since.

[-] DJDarren@thelemmy.club 3 points 1 day ago

“A guy” Give Mr Mobile his due! The man’s a legend!

[-] DJDarren@thelemmy.club 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

A friend of mine had the Droid.

At that point I was rocking the T Mobile Vario, which I believe was an HTC. It was, sadly, dog shit. Windows Mobile was not a fun time.

[-] DJDarren@thelemmy.club 5 points 3 days ago

Er…no… Not me…

[-] DJDarren@thelemmy.club 29 points 3 days ago

DM me your card details and I’ll send you a couple of pints from my platypus farm.

[-] DJDarren@thelemmy.club 198 points 3 days ago

As a platypus lays eggs and produces milk, it’s the only animal that can make its own custard.

[-] DJDarren@thelemmy.club 3 points 3 days ago

Mario Kart DS.

Shit’s a masterpiece.

[-] DJDarren@thelemmy.club 12 points 5 days ago

It can’t be it’s a green text on 4chan.

[-] DJDarren@thelemmy.club 21 points 5 days ago

Oh fork! This was the Bad Place all along!

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Swiping in Finder (thelemmy.club)

Can anyone shed any light on why you can't swipe back and forward in Finder with a trackpad? The option in Settings allows for two finger swipe between pages in eg. Safari, but that doesn't extend to Finder, and I can't work out why?

I've been able to activate it using BetterTouchTool, but it seems like a truly bizarre omission, considering how much Apple have optimised macOS for trackpad use.

I don't know why I've never really thought about it before, but now I can't stop...

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Bishops Waltham palace (thelemmy.club)
submitted 4 months ago by DJDarren@thelemmy.club to c/pics@lemmy.world

Well, what’s left of it.

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submitted 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) by DJDarren@thelemmy.club to c/apple_enthusiast@lemmy.world

First up, I realise that Automator does so much more than Shortcuts. But my question is: why?

I have a couple of spreadsheets that I want to be reminded of once a week so I can keep an eye on the dates they contain. My stupid ADHD brain is likely to forget to check them, and a reminder is only as useful as whether I'm able to act on it at that moment in time. So I've set up an automation to open them up at a specific time. Given that Shortcuts on macOS doesn't support automations (as far as I can tell), the only way to do this is;

  • Create a shortcut that will open the documents I need to open.

  • Create an automator application that uses a bash script to open the shortcut.

  • Create a calendar entry where the alert is set to open the automator app.

So I guess I want to know why Shortcuts (for macOS) can't run automations, why Calendar can't open Shortcuts, and why Shortcuts didn't subsume everything that Automator can do? Who at Apple thought it was perfectly right and proper to have to distinct and powerful apps essentially offering the same functions, but that neither of them fully encompass the abilities of the other?

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Flat Roof Pub (thelemmy.club)

Thought you lot might want to know where you can buy a polar bear cub.

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As much as I don’t like negative threads, there’s one thing in iOS that really irritates me, and I want to air it…

Pressing and holding the tab button in Safari to access tab groups, should have a haptic response.

Because it doesn’t, I often end up opening the tab view instead, so I have to huff a little, hit Done, then try again. I don’t know why it annoys me that it doesn’t because none of the other buttons in Safari do, but I feel like it should.

No, I have not contacted Tim Apple about this. Yes, I probably should.

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submitted 11 months ago by DJDarren@thelemmy.club to c/adhd@lemmy.world

I've been using the free version of Cold Turkey blocker on my Mac for a while now, but it doesn't offer an iOS/iPad app, so there's nothing to stop me from just picking up my phone to fuck about online when I should be working, so I'm not keen on spending £30 on the full app.

There are other alternatives like Freedom.to, but they want £3 a month / £25 a year, and there's a bit of me that rejects the idea of having to pay a recurring fee for the maintenance of what is essentially just a glorified IP block list. It feels kinda predatory, like those of us with ADHD have been fucked over by apps and sites being designed to be little dopamine boxes, and they have the only solution, but we have to pay for it.

So, do any of you use a similar app? If so, what, and how much does it cost?

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