I have no idea if this is a real tweet or not. This country is just broken.
Pretty obvious its fake given that he mentioned Pontius Pilot. Even that's too deep into the Bible for him.
In fact he name checked Pontius Pilates which made it a little more realistic. Still too deep a reference for the philistine.
Genesis 1:1 is too deep for him
The cover is too deep for him. We all saw how he held that bible for the photo op years ago. He prolly wasn't even aware that he was holding a book.
Don't worry, it's a fake. Luckily.
It's painful how I struggle to distinguish reality from parody.
If it weren't for the font being wrong, I would have had no idea that this is parody.
I just assumed it was fake bc persecuted seems like to big of a word for him
Real
Must be. Nothing ever sounded more authentic.
No, this is how Jesus really was. Wake up sleep sheep!
And heterosexual
Pontius Pilates
Loooooooooool
I'm glad someone got that.
Pontius Pilates sounds like a much more fun guy who teaches a class at the YMCA
i should take time off news. it took me reading "home Depot" to figure out this was not in fact real
Home depot?
Based on the popular trope of Hispanic guys hanging around outside of Home Depot (or other American big box hardware stores) every morning looking to get picked up as day laborers.
Ah, OK. I thought he'd totally lost all his marbles
Wait. That's your one clue that he lost his marbles?
That's the part that made you question his sanity?
Everyday is a testimony of his idiocy, but this one seems like an onion post
I thought this was a fake post. I just found the Roman part to be a bit extra, but I can't tell what's real anymore.
Happy Zombie Jesus Day!
Jesus retained his powers after resurrection, making him a Lich, not a zombie.
My guess is the cross is his phylactery.
Wtf is this
I know, but it doesn’t have the same ring to it, though. Most people don’t know what a lich is, anyway.
why fake him saying stupid shit when you could just wait 15 minutes
For comparison, also, Trump's 2024 Easter message:
Happy Easter to all, including the Radical Left Lunatics who are fighting and scheming so hard to bring Murderers, Drug Lords, Dangerous Prisoners, the Mentally Insane, and well known MS-13 Gang Members and Wife Beaters, back into our Country,
Easter, the gift that keeps on giving.
Could not tell if this is fake or not. Saying they're bigger than Jesus is something famous popular people do all the time.
It stopped being shocking
Happy Rabbit Egg Day!
You are faking it too intelligently.
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