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[-] Karl@programming.dev 25 points 1 week ago

I don't understand. Is Jesus just surprised that his priest is so wealthy or smth ?

[-] Zkuld@lemmy.world 38 points 1 week ago

I think the joke is that since it's so close to Easter they meet halfway to heaven

[-] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 7 points 1 week ago

Oh, we're half way there

Oh-oh, livin' on a prayer

[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 1 week ago

Take my popemobile, we'll make it, I swear

[-] Snothvalpen@lemmy.blahaj.zone 34 points 1 week ago

Jesus is resurrected 3 days after his crucification. That's today, when Pope Francis passes over. They're going opposite ways at the same time, just like this meme

[-] Rhaedas@fedia.io 5 points 1 week ago

*almost 3 days.

They call it 3 to make it work with prophecy.

[-] Karl@programming.dev 4 points 1 week ago

Lmfao. This one is so creative it passed right over my head.

[-] Yareckt@lemmynsfw.com 19 points 1 week ago

Nah. Jesus is rising from the dead and the pope is joining them

[-] lemmyman@lemmy.world 15 points 1 week ago

I too view memes only through a class struggle lens

[-] PlaneMaker@feddit.org 5 points 1 week ago

Check the news

[-] hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

According to the christian fantasy book "the bible", today's the day the cult leader at the time, Jesus, realized he wasn't dead after being crusified 3 days earlier

[-] Karl@programming.dev 4 points 1 week ago

You could just say "According to the Bible, today Jesus resurrected after being dead for 3 days"

Trying hard to offend people, are we?

[-] hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Saying the dude was resurrected from dead after 3 days dead is a bold claim

[-] Ceedoestrees@lemmy.world 24 points 1 week ago

Is this how I learn Pope Francis is dead?

[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 1 week ago

Guess so! Right there with you myself!

I hope the next pope is as cool and modern as people not paying attention thought Francis was. And at least as infuriating to American conservatives.

I suggest Zendaya.

[-] Rhaedas@fedia.io 7 points 1 week ago

Have anyone of color in a movie role and people get all worked up on "wokeness", let's see what a black pope would do.

[-] asbestos@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago
[-] Rhaedas@fedia.io 1 points 1 week ago

Memes are a direct line to reality. I saw it last night first on Imgur, took a few mins to hit other places.

[-] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 20 points 1 week ago

Jesus: “Shit, they got you, too?”

[-] TheBat@lemmy.world 24 points 1 week ago

Pope: "At least you didn't have to meet JD Vance."

[-] FistingEnthusiast@lemmynsfw.com 6 points 1 week ago

What a magical coincidence!

[-] Confused_Emus@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 week ago

You didn’t do shit about the child rapists, Frankie. Turn that car around, you’re going the other way!

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