https://www.trumpstore.com/product/trump-2028-hat/
Comrades, the end of empire (1776-2028) is near. Trump is the accelerationist candidate
can't wait for the liberal tears when this happens and the democrats do nothing to prevent it. we're talking about record breaking levels of cognitive dissonance here
Hey the dems are busy preventing David Hogg from supporting progressive candidates in primaries
Um, what's that, tankie? I'll have you know I'm filing for a permit to march in 2029 RIGHT NOW.
Incredibly powerful hat if you're a drug dealer. Wear one of these while driving your back the blued up car and you can ghost all over town
This has been the 2016-2025 meta honestly man. Shits OP.
Liberals will invent a new mathematics that makes it not actually a third term
He won in 2020 so it's actually his fourth term 
Nytimes infographic on how 3 terms is actually 1 if we assume we live in 1776
(adjusting for inflation)
Who's going to stop him, the democrats? Some lawyers with a stick up their asses? The parliamentarian? Don't make me laugh.
Let's see Donny wriggle his way out of yet another jam.
If we go from Trump/Vance to Vance/Trump and Vance resigns (yes this does seem to be their plan), liberals are already talking about running Obama again 
Well, they're always saying they'd vote for Obama a third time if they could.
The old Medvedev switch
I don't think Trump is capable of the Medvedev switch tbh.
shit that's a good grift i should've thought of that
maybe there's still time to sell trump 2026 merch
Imagine paying 50$ to put a target on your head.
the end of republican amerikkka, the beginning of imperial amerikkka. hope we get the year of four emporers in my lifetime
Unfortunately the Year of the Four Emperors occurs ~70 years into the establishment of the imperium, and it doesn't collapse for another 500 to 1400 years later (depending on who you ask). We're gonna need a very accelerated timeline here 
Smug preppy black man accidentally ends American empire by making bad jokes
Critical Support for Comrade Trump in his heroic struggle to destroy the genocidal AmeriKKKan empire.
It technically shouldn't happen, but probably fuckin will 
I just really don't expect him to be alive and cognizant for a third term he's just such an old fuck
Come to think of it, there hasn't been a US president that died of old age while in office. I guess Harrison comes close dying from pneumonia at 68, but that's a young whippersnapper compared to our last two crypt keepers.
Being senile and old didn't stop the last one, thanks Democrats
So was kissinger
In b4 Dems call this "bluff" run Obama, Obama wins and enacts ~~fascism~~ 'popular reforms' to the roaring applause of the brunch crowd.
50 bucks for a fucking cap lol what chumps
Even the kerning is dumb
TR U M P
AI still has problems with text so
A Republican FDR
Banned? DM Wmill to appeal.
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