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[-] Microw@lemm.ee 67 points 1 month ago

Ah yes, famously socially progressive Stalin

[-] TwoBeeSan@lemmy.world 28 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Stalin was a misunderstood man on the search for bolshevik boypussi

[-] floo@retrolemmy.com 19 points 1 month ago

Yeah, the guy who thought a ~10 year break in genociding lgbtq people was “a bit much”.

[-] MithranArkanere@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago

Yeah. Tankies always forget you can't have socialism without democracy, and either no government or a government that is strictly from the bottom up, and fascists gladly play along with that facade as it works in their interests.

"Authoritarian communism" is an oxymoron.

And not an "emphasis" kind of oxymoron like "bittersweet" or "impossible solution", or a "poetic" kind like "living dead".
An "absolutely impossible" kind of oxymoron. like "married bachelor" or "squared circle".

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[-] Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca 44 points 1 month ago

Alpha male, LOL. You know he has several restraining orders against him.

[-] r00ty@kbin.life 27 points 1 month ago

If you have to tell everyone, you're not it. Having said that, it must be a parody account. Tell me it is.

[-] Ekybio@lemmy.world 15 points 1 month ago

From what I have seen in the past, that is unironically his account and yes, self proclamimed title.

But since every right-winger is a parody on some level, it might not even matter, because they do stuff like that either way...

[-] LeFrog@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 1 month ago

since every right-winger is a parody on some level

Poe's Law, but inverse?

We also need something like a Poe's Law part two: send Trumpet into exile. Let a man have hope.

[-] fraksken@infosec.pub 2 points 1 month ago

Any man who must say ‘I am the king’ is no true king.” – Tywin Lannister to a furious Joffrey Baratheon in front of his small council.

[-] Katzelle3@lemmy.world 13 points 1 month ago
[-] darvocet@infosec.pub 4 points 1 month ago

Tenders - yes Tendies - no

[-] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

Yes. It's quite gay to have meat in your mouth and enjoy it.

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[-] aviationeast@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago

I feel like it starts with Xitter and ends with Nazism and Pederastry. Also the guy has a pronoun in ()...

[-] MithranArkanere@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

It's the other way around.

X is a "if you build it, they will come" situation. They were already around, they were just too cowardly to come out of the woodwork into the open.

[-] floo@retrolemmy.com 4 points 1 month ago

I feel like it starts with Xitter and ends with Nazism and Pederastry.

I got a good laugh out of this

[-] Novice_Idiot@lemmy.wtf 10 points 1 month ago

The (alpha male) got me. How the fuck does this guy take himself seriously?

[-] FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Bro looks like a lawer you'd see on a billboard

[-] Szewek@lemm.ee 7 points 1 month ago
[-] MithranArkanere@lemmy.world 22 points 1 month ago

Apparently, deboning your meat before eating it is not "manly". You have to chew the bones, like an "alpha wolf" or something.

[-] Uli@sopuli.xyz 3 points 1 month ago

Yeah, I want to feel that bone in my mouth. Put that bone inside me, chicken. Let me suck the meat from your bone.

This comment brought to you by manly men who are straight and also not gay.

[-] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 3 points 1 month ago

I mean I admit, gnawing at the bones is part of the fun for me

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[-] baldingpudenda@lemmy.world 16 points 1 month ago

It's small breaded chicken strips, fried, with a wings sauce.

[-] r00ty@kbin.life 10 points 1 month ago

GOTTEM!

But seriously, it's like chicken wings, without the bones. I'd not seen them until I went to the USA years and years ago. Now I see them over here in the UK too. Couldn't say when they arrived here for sure though.

[-] WhiteOakBayou@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago

One step above nuggets if you're lucky. Nuggets in Buffalo sauce at cheaper places.

[-] My_IFAKs___gone@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago
[-] WhiteOakBayou@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

It's nice that they microwave your food for you.

[-] themeatbridge@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Would you eat them if they were called "Buffalo Nuggets"? Sounds like poop to me. "Buffalo Tenders" isn't much better, because it sounds like the nether regions of the buffalo. Chicken nuggets or chicken tenders are breaded and fried, because they are white meat and don't have the skin of a wing. Then they are coated in buffalo wing sauce. The benefit is you can eat them whole and there's no plate of gnawed bones leftover. You could even use a fork and keep your fingers clean.

Nick Adams seems to think that capitalists should eat with their hands and chew meat directly from the bones of an animal.

[-] lobut@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 month ago

some of them they cut the end of the wing out and they use pliers or something to pull out the bones

[-] TrojanRoomCoffeePot@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

I saw the original version only yesterday afternoon. How did this lose 1/4 of its height and gain a bust of Stalin in such a short time?

[-] Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org 3 points 1 month ago

Meme accelerationism

[-] samus12345@lemm.ee 5 points 1 month ago

We've always used gender pronouns, dumbass. Or does it not use them?

[-] menemen@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Turks are the perfect alphas confirmed (we don't have gender in our language). He, she, it, all the same to us.

[-] samus12345@lemm.ee 2 points 1 month ago

I would say it makes being trans there easier, but...

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[-] ceenote@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I respect preferred pronouns and am strongly in favor of reforming/replacing capitalism, but preferring boneless wings is a step too far.

[-] Atelopus-zeteki@fedia.io 5 points 1 month ago

It's important to know one's boundaries!

[-] Diddlydee@feddit.uk 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I haven't seen or heard of this gormless fat-headed Trump-fellating gobshite in ages. It was a good run.

[-] samus12345@lemm.ee 1 points 1 month ago

Oh, he's serious? Poe's Law strikes again!

[-] phoenixz@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 month ago

Communists are sexy now?

[-] Rampsquatch@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 month ago

Fellas, is it gay to want to fuck Stalin if he looks like the person at the end?

[-] oppy1984@lemm.ee 1 points 1 month ago

No, Stalin is our collective boipussy comrade.

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[-] einlander@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

Well a court ruled boneless wings do not actually have to be boneless l, so..... 🤷‍♂️

[-] Crumbgrabber@lemm.ee 1 points 1 month ago

I don't think that's the true ending. I think we can take this even further

[-] Rajkuhl@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

Anywhere between boneless wings and communism. Would smash.

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