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[-] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 46 points 13 hours ago

Now that 4chan is gone, I guess we're doomed to endless reposts of the same few greentexts for all eternity.

[-] spooky2092@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 9 hours ago

Now, now, we still have other shit holes to get greentext from (assuming you're willing to wade through them), and I assume some of the chans aren't 100% awful.

[-] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 7 points 8 hours ago

Bold assumption.

[-] SARGE@startrek.website 7 points 10 hours ago

An acceptable trade.

[-] ocean@lemmy.selfhostcat.com 3 points 10 hours ago

Otherwise people would have to read it

[-] DaddleDew@lemmy.world 58 points 15 hours ago

Because the cigarette lighter plug totally supplies enough wattage to power a heat plate that gets hot enough to burn pancakes

[-] Retro_unlimited@lemmy.world 2 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago)

I have a portable battery station (BLUETTI) that can plug into a cigarette outlet and it can power 3,000w of cooking things. Maybe that part could have been left out of the story.

[-] SARGE@startrek.website 12 points 10 hours ago

Yes. Yes it is.

Personal experience.

I have a 750w inverter plugged into my 12v plug, and it is absolutely more than enough to run the little 500w single plate burner I have.

I have used them together but I don't do it outside of camping when it's too rainy to use a fire. It takes forever to cook bacon eggs and pancakes on a single burner.

[-] raltoid@lemmy.world 13 points 11 hours ago* (last edited 11 hours ago)

Yup.

You can buy portable frying pans that run on the 12V AUX power, about 180W. They get it hot enough to burn things. Although it takes 10-20min for it to reach that temperature, even with the lid on. And you can't just keep frying a bunch of things without letting it reheat.

[-] ryannathans@aussie.zone 30 points 14 hours ago

I can pull about 300 watts (14.5v * 20A) sustained without the cigarette lighter fuse blowing

I have also seen eggs cooked on 65W CPUs

So could be feasible

[-] Turret3857@infosec.pub 3 points 12 hours ago

+1 to this. I charge my framework 16 with my car charger cigarette lighter. not impossible

[-] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 53 points 15 hours ago

It sounds almost like you’re doubting the word of a real life policeman. How unamerican. America was built on the backs of our police. Imagine the dystopia we’d live in, had Tulsa not been saved.

[-] Nurse_Robot@lemmy.world 23 points 15 hours ago

Exactly. That's why I've got a back the blue flag on my pickup, next to my punisher sticker

[-] trxxruraxvr@lemmy.world -4 points 15 hours ago

Please stop assuming everyone in the world is or wants to be American. We're not.

[-] TinyHorse@feddit.org 15 points 14 hours ago

Why should anyone don’t want to be american? 🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

[-] JokeDeity@lemm.ee 5 points 9 hours ago

The Simpsons wouldn't lie to me.

[-] BennyInc@feddit.org 16 points 15 hours ago

But Energy is Power times Time. So could you just slowly heat up a plate which „stores“ the heat energy long enough to get hot enough?

[-] Allero@lemmy.today 6 points 14 hours ago* (last edited 14 hours ago)

No, because it will dissipate such heat.

If you put it in a vacuum and cover it with reflective surfaces, though...

[-] SurfinBird@lemmy.ca 7 points 11 hours ago

New pancake recipe just dropped y’all

[-] Allero@lemmy.today 4 points 10 hours ago

VacuCake ™

[-] dan69@lemmy.world 8 points 11 hours ago

As he pulls him over, pancakes burn due to driver saing “oh crap”!

[-] rockerface@lemm.ee 5 points 13 hours ago

This is just Darkest Dungeon 2 cart with upgrades

this post was submitted on 25 Apr 2025
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