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[-] peteyestee@feddit.org 28 points 1 day ago

"FUCK YOU, ILL DO WHAT YOU TELL ME!"

[-] Killer57@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 day ago

*FUCK ME, I'LL DO WHAT YOU TELL ME!

[-] Hikermick@lemmy.world 67 points 2 days ago

It's always cringy when "the right" can't come up with an original idea so they imitate something successful on "the left" and swap out words and think it'll get anywhere

[-] Agent641@lemmy.world 24 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

"What if Left, but worse and racist?"

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[-] unfnknblvbl@beehaw.org 43 points 2 days ago

YES SIR I'LL DO WHAT YOU TELL ME! YES SIR I'LL DO WHAT YOU TELL ME! YES SIR I'LL DO WHAT YOU TELL ME!

[-] umbrella@lemmy.ml 9 points 1 day ago

(and now i'm under control)

[-] pineapplelover@lemm.ee 31 points 2 days ago

"YEAAAAH I HATE BLACK PEOPLE"

End of verse

[-] barneypiccolo@lemm.ee 48 points 2 days ago

Set List:

Incel Mania

Submit to My Power

Behold My Magnum Dong

All Praise to the Great Leader

Lefty Cunt

Suck Up, Punch Down

I'm Not a Creep, You're a Creep

You're too Ugly to Fuck, Anyway

My Canadian Girlfriend (You Wouldn't Know Her)

Only Fans Love

Deportation Vacation

My Misspelled Face Tattoo

Education is Overrrated (We Don't Need No Critical Thinking)

[-] Machinist@lemmy.world 12 points 2 days ago

Don't forget the classic: Suck off, Nazi Punks!

[-] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago

To them "the machine" is the liberal shadow state, wokeness etc. which they think controls the world.

[-] inclementimmigrant@lemmy.world 110 points 2 days ago
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[-] briever@lemm.ee 26 points 2 days ago

The left have done nothing to the US, the mess it's in is solely down to the right and always has been.

[-] Viskio_Neta_Kafo@lemm.ee 17 points 2 days ago

I'm mad that people dare defy the MACHINE!!!!

[-] ours@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago

Glaze the machine.

[-] Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org 181 points 3 days ago

YOU'RE NOW LISTENING TO

*Hummer engine revving*

102.3

*bald eagle cries*

BOOTLICKER FM

*explosion*

WHERE WE PLAY NOTHIN BUT RIGHT WING METAL

*marching sound*

THIS AIN'T YOUR GRANNY'S STATION

*Imagine Dragons - Radioactive starts playing*

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[-] tehWrapper@lemmy.world 201 points 3 days ago

F*CK you, you better do what I tell you!

[-] FrostyTrichs@walledgarden.xyz 99 points 3 days ago

Fuck me, better do what they tell me!

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[-] BananaPeal@sh.itjust.works 64 points 2 days ago

We are those who join forces and we also burn crosses.

[-] Acidbath@lemmy.world 40 points 2 days ago

thank you i will do what you tell me, thank you i will do what you tell me, thank you i will do what you tell me, thank you i will do what you tell me, UHHHHHHHH

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[-] Phoenicianpirate@lemm.ee 73 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

I have no idea how anyone can still think the left and 'globalists' are in power when all the shit for nearly 50 years has been increasing authoritarianism and fascism.

[-] hamid@vegantheoryclub.org 27 points 2 days ago

According to the frothing bootlickers that inhabit the space around me? Because gay

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[-] applemao@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

I know someone who always has to say More like rage FOR the machine amiright? They went WOKE!! I just facepalm hard.

[-] Godric@lemmy.world 97 points 3 days ago

Rage on Behalf of the Machine

[-] Cruxifux@feddit.nl 127 points 3 days ago

We’ll be called “Fellating the Machine”

[-] RizzoTheSmall@lemm.ee 84 points 3 days ago

Rage against minorities at my waterpark.

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[-] RedditIsDeddit@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

They are so bad at what they do. lol

Derp derp 'I'll just copy this band for MY side' derp derp..

[-] kemsat@lemmy.world 52 points 2 days ago

🤘🎸 Rage On The Behalf of The Machine 🎸🤘

[-] Kennystillalive@feddit.org 17 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

I love their new hit: "Your Body, MY Choice" that one goes hard. Their older hit "ICE, ICE, Deport The Babies" didn't quite catch me.

[-] The_Caretaker@lemm.ee 100 points 3 days ago

"Globalist" is a racist dog whistle for Jews.

[-] Lumidaub@feddit.org 64 points 3 days ago

By this point, I suspect a lot of people who use the term don't actually know anymore. To them it just means "the shadowy bad guys who want to ruin my life specifically".

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[-] arotrios@lemmy.world 42 points 2 days ago

"Suck who? I'm gonna do what you tell me."

[-] SinkingLotus@lemmy.world 52 points 2 days ago
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[-] Guns0rWeD13@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago

track their progress. beat the shit out of them at their first show.

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