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[-] Adkml@hexbear.net 72 points 5 days ago

Fucks sake anytime I see the idf attempting to do anything it just really confirms they aren't an army their literal purpose is just to carry out genocide.

They can't fight anything tougher than a 4 year old.

[-] dkr567@hexbear.net 44 points 5 days ago

Without their air power, their forces remind me of like an heavily armed version of cops.

[-] spectre@hexbear.net 18 points 5 days ago

Pretty obvious in the Louis Theroux doc

[-] goferking0@lemmy.sdf.org 16 points 5 days ago

And all the American police they help train

[-] CTHlurker@hexbear.net 41 points 5 days ago

The israeli army, much like basically any western army at this point, crumble the second they start fighting someone who can shoot back and isn't on the litteral brink of starvation.

[-] electric_nan@lemmy.ml 54 points 5 days ago

Let them cook.

[-] Crucible@hexbear.net 52 points 5 days ago

In a real theocratic state you'd take this shit as a sign to change your ways

[-] Sasuke@hexbear.net 57 points 5 days ago

preview of what's waiting for them in the afterlife

[-] refolde@hexbear.net 58 points 5 days ago

fire : Sorry, but the genocide WILL stop!

[-] CthulhusIntern@hexbear.net 46 points 5 days ago

Just watch, it's going to turn out the source is that a settler threw a molotov cocktail at a Palestinian's house. And then they will be like "It's Hamas' fault for existing there, they wouldn't have thrown the molotov if the house wasn't there."

[-] Jew@hexbear.net 51 points 5 days ago

Damn Israelis can't fight anything. I think they need to airstrike the military bases so the fire can't win

[-] WizardOfLoneliness@hexbear.net 32 points 5 days ago

Engage hannibal doctrine to prevent the fire from taking hostages

[-] EndlessNightmare@reddthat.com 9 points 5 days ago

Hannibal Directive has been activated

[-] GnastyGnuts@hexbear.net 34 points 5 days ago

How does israel fight an enemy with no children to kill?

[-] EndlessNightmare@reddthat.com 14 points 5 days ago

This is why I say that the real threat to Israel is climate change. Many governments (the U.S. among them) have a really difficult time dealing with hazards that you can just bomb into submission. When all you have is a hammer, everything looks like a nail. But not every problem can be solved with a hammer.

[-] technocrit@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 4 days ago

It's almost like it's a bad idea to import millions of brainwashed colonizers into a desert.

[-] Ledericas@lemm.ee 11 points 5 days ago

they also live mostly in a desert, which is the most prone to climate change, due to desert becoming more arid than it is, much like whats happening with australia(besides over course of its natural history)

[-] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 46 points 5 days ago
[-] Zoift@hexbear.net 22 points 5 days ago

God gave Noah a rainbow sign

No more water

Fire next time

[-] robot_dog_with_gun@hexbear.net 21 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

god is on the record ordering genocides and there was the whole flooding the earth thing

[-] ElChapoDeChapo@hexbear.net 11 points 5 days ago

God is the ultimate master of both-sides

[-] UmbraVivi@hexbear.net 38 points 5 days ago

Is there a Slammer edit for this yet

[-] miz@hexbear.net 8 points 5 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

i-cant

cow hits an Israeli [sic] policeman in the Jerusalem mountains while fleeing a spreading fire there

from https://xcancel.com/FuknSlammer/status/1917997409168245118

[-] Riffraffintheroom@hexbear.net 41 points 5 days ago

First sharks, now fire. Once the velociraptor battalion is mobilized hamas will have gathered an army of everything I was unhealthily fixated on as a child.

[-] corgiwithalaptop@hexbear.net 29 points 5 days ago

They need some really big weaponized construction trucks, like Twisted Metal cars but bigger

[-] Adkml@hexbear.net 21 points 5 days ago

Imagine if they get "The 7 Plagues but Extremely Specific" like #4 is frogs but all the frogs have a pattern of spots that spells out "this is happening because you're a bad person"

[-] Xenomorph@hexbear.net 39 points 5 days ago

Cover me, I'm gonna call in an airstrike on this fire! hamas-base

Shit, shit, shit I'm on fire!! blob-on-fire

[-] pierre_delecto@hexbear.net 32 points 5 days ago
[-] marxisthayaca@hexbear.net 29 points 5 days ago

Die motherfuckers die

[-] dkr567@hexbear.net 34 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

Critical support to comrade fire in engulfing the genocidal occupation forces.

[-] ChaosMaterialist@hexbear.net 34 points 5 days ago
[-] WoodScientist@hexbear.net 25 points 5 days ago

Maybe they shouldn't have killed or driven out all the people that maintained that land and kept it from becoming overgrown with brush and dead plant matter...

This is a very literal case of "sow the wind, reap the whirlwind."

[-] marxisthayaca@hexbear.net 26 points 5 days ago

WELCOME TO HELL

[-] ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net 26 points 5 days ago

I don't know much of anything about military base design, but doors that swing outwards seem like an obvious oversight

[-] pierre_delecto@hexbear.net 18 points 5 days ago

yeah, even homes usually have doors that open inwards. I think you'd have to work to reverse it lol

[-] Adkml@hexbear.net 15 points 5 days ago

I think you'd have to work to reverse it lol

Or install it wrong and then go "lol I'm not spending an hour fixing that who gives a fuck which way it opens"

[-] pierre_delecto@hexbear.net 8 points 5 days ago

I just feel like there are so many clues along the way, it’s like a commitment to doing it wrong from the very beginning 😆

[-] glimmer_twin@hexbear.net 16 points 5 days ago
[-] miz@hexbear.net 6 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

Combustion, Whee!

[-] whatdoiputhere12@hexbear.net 21 points 5 days ago
[-] TheaJo@hexbear.net 21 points 5 days ago
[-] Ledericas@lemm.ee 11 points 5 days ago

judgment day? the angels are returning.

[-] Darleys_Brew@lemmy.ml 7 points 4 days ago

Hell does have fire, seems like these people should be in hell.

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