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Fucks sake anytime I see the idf attempting to do anything it just really confirms they aren't an army their literal purpose is just to carry out genocide.
They can't fight anything tougher than a 4 year old.
Without their air power, their forces remind me of like an heavily armed version of cops.
Pretty obvious in the Louis Theroux doc
And all the American police they help train
The israeli army, much like basically any western army at this point, crumble the second they start fighting someone who can shoot back and isn't on the litteral brink of starvation.
Let them cook.
In a real theocratic state you'd take this shit as a sign to change your ways
preview of what's waiting for them in the afterlife
: Sorry, but the genocide WILL stop!
Just watch, it's going to turn out the source is that a settler threw a molotov cocktail at a Palestinian's house. And then they will be like "It's Hamas' fault for existing there, they wouldn't have thrown the molotov if the house wasn't there."
Or as a way to get rid of what little left they have in politics
Damn Israelis can't fight anything. I think they need to airstrike the military bases so the fire can't win
Engage hannibal doctrine to prevent the fire from taking hostages
Hannibal Directive has been activated
How does israel fight an enemy with no children to kill?
This is why I say that the real threat to Israel is climate change. Many governments (the U.S. among them) have a really difficult time dealing with hazards that you can just bomb into submission. When all you have is a hammer, everything looks like a nail. But not every problem can be solved with a hammer.
It's almost like it's a bad idea to import millions of brainwashed colonizers into a desert.
they also live mostly in a desert, which is the most prone to climate change, due to desert becoming more arid than it is, much like whats happening with australia(besides over course of its natural history)
God is Hamas?
God gave Noah a rainbow sign
No more water
Fire next time
god is on the record ordering genocides and there was the whole flooding the earth thing
God is the ultimate master of 
First sharks, now fire. Once the velociraptor battalion is mobilized hamas will have gathered an army of everything I was unhealthily fixated on as a child.
They need some really big weaponized construction trucks, like Twisted Metal cars but bigger
Imagine if they get "The 7 Plagues but Extremely Specific" like #4 is frogs but all the frogs have a pattern of spots that spells out "this is happening because you're a bad person"
Is there a Slammer edit for this yet
cow hits an Israeli [sic] policeman in the Jerusalem mountains while fleeing a spreading fire there
from https://xcancel.com/FuknSlammer/status/1917997409168245118
Cover me, I'm gonna call in an airstrike on this fire! 
Shit, shit, shit I'm on fire!! 
Critical support to comrade fire in engulfing the genocidal occupation forces.
Maybe they shouldn't have killed or driven out all the people that maintained that land and kept it from becoming overgrown with brush and dead plant matter...
This is a very literal case of "sow the wind, reap the whirlwind."
Die motherfuckers die
WELCOME TO HELL
I don't know much of anything about military base design, but doors that swing outwards seem like an obvious oversight
yeah, even homes usually have doors that open inwards. I think you'd have to work to reverse it lol
I think you'd have to work to reverse it lol
Or install it wrong and then go "lol I'm not spending an hour fixing that who gives a fuck which way it opens"
I just feel like there are so many clues along the way, it’s like a commitment to doing it wrong from the very beginning 😆
CW
Cool warning?
Combustion, Whee!
womp womp
almost? :(
judgment day? the angels are returning.
Hell does have fire, seems like these people should be in hell.
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