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I thought my hand gesture was a chef's kiss for such a confluence of events. Not sure what you're on about.
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The prophecy has been fulfilled
2023, but good find
My first thought was ".... Again? They need some better contraceptives" but no, it's the same one... A shame, that would open the door for so many jokes.
Now THIS is what I want to see from this community
The universe heard that guy complaining yesterday and said “hold my beer”
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Two balls! Wait.. what's that? Over there... It looks like a big...
Weiner's and beans! Get yer Weiner's and beans! Holy shit kid! over there, that looks just like a...
Wang! Pay attention!
Sorry teacher, I was distracted by that giant...
Cock your head! Do you see it?!
Oh yeah, it looks like a massive...
Rod, check this out! It looks just like a huge..
Penistone is a small town in South Yorkshire, England.
This is a sign. The second cumming of Christ.
Thats it, you won the comments section.
Even mother nature looked at our present timeline and said "Yeah...fuck it....let's see how crazy shit can get."
Everything reminds me of him 😞
Okay... 2023? How did I miss this? That can't be real. Is it real? Maybe this really is all a simulation. But, like, it's just a game of Sims, and the player started getting bored... It sure would explain a lot.
At least we know whoever designed the simulation appreciates phallic humor.
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Finally an article that made me believe I was reading the onion
I mean, who names a bay in Dildo county Conception Bay (or vice versa)? The iceberg is just the tip!
This happened two years ago…
And it still hasn't melted? Checkmate, environmental lobby
Alas, the iceberg lacked staying power: Pretty photographed the 30-foot (9.1 meter) phallic structure on Thursday, April 27. It collapsed the next day.
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Someone had an interesting "on this day"
Most of my family is from very near there. I remember when this happened, it was quite the event
It's old, but... I'll allow it.
Also...
Dingdong. Willy. Johnson. One-eyed sailor. Trouser snake.
Now it's your turn.
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Let the comments begin.
A penis-shaped iceberg floated by the town of Dildo, Canada, which isn't too far from the city of Spread Eagle and the town of Placentia. (Image credit: Ken Pretty)
It can't be.
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What kinda coincidence is this? I feel like someone must've sculpted it.
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y'all hear about the dick-berg in dildo??
"It's a bit small"
"Hey, it's cold out here!"
That said, I'm somewhat in awe of your standards given its thirty foot tall height.
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