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A weapon to surpass metal gear!
Welcome to the War-ful world of Richard Scary!
The Russian weapons industry shows its latest innovation
The Very Busy Tactical.
What do you get when you cross a van, a tank, and an elephant?
"The credibility of my defensive power is equal to my belief in it." said the elephant.
"I live in LA. Now, rush hour REALLY IS my favorite pastime, thanks to my new PACHYN' DERM 4000!"
They finally found a way to reuse all those tossed turrets.
Saving the Princess can wait. Mario's got a new van bro.
The VW tactical
“It’s a living”
The seating is a little snug but it's got a nice roomy trunk
Love and peace at all costs.
They found me Marty.
Richard Scarry when shit gets hairy.
The Word Of Dick Terrifying
It's the libyans Marty, they've found me!
Richard is scary
This season on Top Gear America...
Just a little bit too much traffic.
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