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wot if ur death was a marketing opportunity for an ai company
if he's been resurrected through AI then by not continuing to run that AI with constant stimulation you are killing him again. charge them with infinite murder.
Bleak
Goddammit, I need to watch On Cinema.
live forever as you are now
Holy shit that was hilarious
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I WANT OFF CONNER O'MALLEY'S WILD RIDE
The days of Cash 4 Kids are over who needs to bribe judges to fill private jails when CCI can spin up an AI dept use their existing contacts to become court approved jurisdiction by jurisdiction and then generate AI testimony of the victims of crime to leverage longer prison sentences that they administer. It's the perfect vertical integration.
Victim impact statements are admissable in sentencing decisions.
They've finally done it, they've found a durable ROI mechanism for AI.
yankees are so fucking normal
I think i would prefer the old school necromancy
Funeral directors are about to add personalised “final goodbye” messages to their packages aren’t they?
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