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crop so bad that half of the village starved to death
Funniest comment I've seen this week
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Capitalism is when they make an artificial shortage of meme width.
Beware of the pixel tariffs
These people have been stealing our pixels for so long. Have you seen how much China has been stealing? There memes are twice as large as ours. But everyone has been crying to me "Sir, but pixies aren't real." THEY ARE REAL!. My uncle has seen pixies. He was very smart, the smartest person I know perhaps. So from tomorrow, the pixel tariffs are being launched. Or pixies. I don't know, doesn't matter.
Don’t give the wrong people ideas.
Downvoted for 9000x jpeg compression and horrible cropping.
OP why would you post such a terrible image?
They didn't seem to mind. 🤷🏻♂️
A.k.a. solidarity.
There's two girls, but because of inflation and Cup Developers buying all the cups and renting the cups out, driving up cup prices, the girls can afford only one cup.
There will be replaced with a Cup Agent from OpenAI
Because of shrinkflation it's now the size of a thimble.
Now THATS a shit post
For anyone who wants a non-shit version
Me, when I have to hare a cup because of the avages of communism
In capitalism, you don't even get the cup
In capitalism, you get a bad crop
I get it. With Cup+, I get all my cup needs* fulfilled for only 19.95 a month!
*Limited to one cup at a time, revokable at any moment. You are not purchasing a cup, only the license to use it.
**by subscribing to the service, you agree to the user agreement, which states that you can't hold us liable for any damages.
Perfect community post
Interesting claim of him.
You see, I don't know how difficult it is to find CP as I don't look for cp. If he knows that it is getting more difficult to find CP, he needs a reference to which he compares it.
Why is Jordan Peterson regularly looking for cp on Twitter?
Idk. He gives me weird vibes.
Some girls like to have 37 cups, however, temporarily between these two girls they can have 1 cup and that is okay!
he’s not dead yet?
"Four Girls Finger Paint" was an equal, not a sequel
It's like when Joe Rogan believed that the boxing match from Creator Clash was literally a father beating the shit out of his son lol
Is there a Lemmy function to block keywords?
I have never seen a conversation that was made better by this guy being a part of it. Even takedown videos make me feel like the other guy should have better things to do.
Edit: I know it probably wouldn't have saved me from this post, but figured I'd ask while it was on my mind.
So you think the two "actresses" in that legendary video know they're famous?
It was a trailer for a porn site so yea probably.
And the poor men, they’re strapped to tables and their seed harvested against their will for nefarious deeds!
One day, this meme will die and I will never associate "2 X 1 Y" with the image of a girl eating poop like ice cream freash from the source.
Also, "1 X 1 Y" still haunts me. What a waste of a good jar.
this post was submitted on 06 May 2025
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