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[-] Kolanaki@pawb.social 80 points 1 month ago

When you want your whole body to smell like someone else's stinky feet, but don't want to smell them yourself.

[-] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 31 points 1 month ago

Another pressing problem has been solved!

[-] Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org 13 points 1 month ago

Another decisice victory for Temu

[-] altima_neo@lemmy.zip 12 points 1 month ago

People pay good money for that

[-] Apytele@sh.itjust.works 12 points 1 month ago

Not until the marination is complete, anyway.

[-] tiredofsametab@fedia.io 62 points 1 month ago

Portable steam sauna, in case anyone was actually wondering.

[-] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 39 points 1 month ago

So, basically a human rice cooker

[-] sundray@lemmus.org 18 points 1 month ago

a human ~~rice~~ cooker

[-] Donebrach@lemmy.world 26 points 1 month ago

I was wondering but that really doesn’t answer what the hell is happening in this picture.

[-] lime@feddit.nu 37 points 1 month ago

footjob tent

[-] JayDee@lemmy.sdf.org 29 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Unus ~~Anus~~ Annus had an episode where they steamed themselves with their own piss in one of these, IIRC.

What a silly one-time thing.

[-] themoonisacheese@sh.itjust.works 23 points 1 month ago

What a thing to read at 10 am

[-] karma@feddit.uk 15 points 1 month ago

I was almost sparred by youtube having deleted the video but archive.org graciously has it archived.

[-] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 13 points 1 month ago

Yes, one-time thing...

[-] nihilomaster@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago

pleeeaaase don't mistype annus

[-] JayDee@lemmy.sdf.org 9 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Fish-Bach and Nester would approve 'Anus'.

[-] meme_historian@lemmy.dbzer0.com 22 points 1 month ago

I...is this a sex thing? ಠ_ಠ

[-] loomi@lemmy.world 15 points 1 month ago

Nope an Asian dieting thing.

[-] froufox@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 1 month ago

then why do you have to put your feet there? 😭

[-] loomi@lemmy.world 18 points 1 month ago

Misconception that heating a specific area makes the fat there disappear. Also Asian ladies walk more than western girls, and wear heels while doing it. Their feet hurt. Heat nice. Winter cold. Etc.

[-] froufox@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 points 1 month ago

I mean, is there a reason to put them while another human is inside?

[-] kerntucky@infosec.pub 16 points 1 month ago
[-] froufox@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 1 month ago

Fair, it looks like they are both enjoying their time

[-] kerntucky@infosec.pub 5 points 1 month ago

Right? It makes me want a steamy foot massage.

[-] froufox@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 1 month ago

Do you want your feet to be massaged, or to massage someone with your feet?

[-] kerntucky@infosec.pub 4 points 1 month ago
[-] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 1 month ago

so like, electric vibrating foot bath?

[-] loomi@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

Probably no vibration just heat, probably steam, and sweat. Although vibration too sounds nice to me.

[-] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 1 month ago

i meant that if people want to make their feet warm and feel good, they should get a heated electric footbath, actually i should get one now that i think about it..

[-] meme_historian@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 1 month ago

Huh...since I've seen very few fat Asians, they might be on to something here

[-] tiredofsametab@fedia.io 15 points 1 month ago

As someone living in east Asia, there are definitely a number and it seems to be increasing. Then again, "Asia" is like a huge chunk of the world encompassing more than two billion people.

[-] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 2 points 1 month ago

It's called caloric control

[-] entwine413@lemm.ee 7 points 1 month ago

Anything is if you're brave enough

[-] Blackmist@feddit.uk 17 points 1 month ago

Here's what I don't get about every Chinese item on Amazon:

Why the terrible photoshop?

You've got a product. You make it. It's cheap crap, sure, but so are most established brands at this point. You probably make them in the same factory.

And surely somebody who works for you isn't a grotesquely ugly freak and could just hold the item, or otherwise use it as intended.

But no, everything from digital cameras to sticking plasters is slapped over the top of a bit of stock photography taken at an entirely different angle and lighting conditions to the one you took of the product.

[-] vane@lemmy.world 15 points 1 month ago

Siamese twins with shared legs.

[-] mustbe3to20signs@feddit.org 15 points 1 month ago

Hell, it's 2025. Don't act like it's your first time seeing a footjob privacy tent...

[-] Binky@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 1 month ago

Holy crap that’s funny.

[-] kartoffelsaft@programming.dev 15 points 1 month ago
[-] Donebrach@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago
[-] callmepk@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

Damn it, seeing this automatically replaces the face with Ethan...

[-] Cruxifux@feddit.nl 2 points 1 month ago
this post was submitted on 07 May 2025
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