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$640 RUMP watch (www.wwnytv.com)
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[-] Rojo27@hexbear.net 17 points 4 days ago

Its not a typothicc-trump

[-] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 13 points 4 days ago

I had a big, big guy - muscles everywhere - tears steaming down his face. And he said "Your 640 dollar watch is the best 640 dollar watch - Mr. President RUMP, sir..."

[-] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 11 points 4 days ago

It's an Onion story made real about a couple named the Petits.

Melanie Petit said she likes the style, but it’s what the watch is missing – the “T” in “Trump” – that makes it stand out. “I noticed it right away. The T is missing. It just says R-U-M-P,” she said. The Petits are wondering why a watch with such a glaring error was allowed to be shipped out. “How could they process this and go through something without checking their work?” Melanie Petit asked.

“I’m very disappointed,” Tim Petit said. “I want it to be a special thing for her. And we had expected that it would have the integrity of the president of the United States and good follow through.” The gettrumpwatches.com website calls its products the “official watches of President Trump,” but in the small print, it notes that it licenses the name and likeness.

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“I think that someone needs to be aware of it [the mistake] in their licensing department, that someone’s dropped the ball big time,” Tim Petit said. “And an apology would be nice for making my wife cry.”

[-] Feinsteins_Ghost@hexbear.net 19 points 4 days ago

And we had expected that it would have the integrity of the president of the United States and good follow through...

my fuckin sides

[-] Grownbravy@hexbear.net 10 points 4 days ago

F/S Rare Factory Second SUPER RARE TRUMP WATCH MISPRINT $15000

[-] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 3 points 4 days ago

If only the Petits were smart enough to do that. - https://hexbear.net/comment/6151092

[-] Blakey@hexbear.net 9 points 4 days ago

the "I am a credulous rube" watch

[-] Feinsteins_Ghost@hexbear.net 8 points 4 days ago

It's the pink inauguration First Lady model or whatever, and it says R-U-M-P and thats cuz First Ladies should have dumps on em.

[-] D61@hexbear.net 4 points 4 days ago

thicc-trump

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[-] Esoteir@hexbear.net 5 points 4 days ago

okay but instead of doing meaningful community activism we should get rid of the T on the chicago trump tower so it says RUMP tower in memoriam of poopgate

[-] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 2 points 4 days ago

get rid of the T on the chicago trump tower so it says RUMP tower

One day I saw a post of somebody's middle finger with a Trump-branded building in the background. I checked out the account and the guy must have posted at least one of those a week. As I scrolled down I realized I had seen a few because they appeared in my feed because he kept getting lots of likes for that pathetic shit. That was ~6 months ago. I assume he's going to keep doing it year after year because libs will never tire of it. I don't understand them.

[-] Esoteir@hexbear.net 3 points 4 days ago

all liberals do is great man theory and civility so the ultimate praxis in their minds is being uncivil towards a figurehead lmao

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