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submitted 13 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago) by Gullible@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works
>be me
>biohacker focused on male vitality 
>spend years optimizing my life style diet and sleep
>Ice baths
>gigachad testosterone levels achieved
>read some estrogen is absorbed by the man during sex through vaginal fluids 
>read orgasm increases prolactin levels which makes people take on nurturing roles
>stop having sex with wife
>stop taking care of son
>testosterone goes up 21 points
>Deep sleep improves and pulse lowers
>wife won't talk to me
>son cries a lot and grades dropped 
>told son to meditate to regulate his amygdala to avoid his prefrontal cortex from shutting down 

How do you anons deal with the ever growing attacks on masculinity?
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[-] slaacaa@lemmy.world 36 points 8 hours ago

Nothing is more testosterone-inducing, then two naked bros just going at it in the gym shower.

Just make sure to always stop before either of you orgasms, so you can retain your peak performance for the workout after.

[-] wetbeardhairs@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 6 hours ago

Actually it is way more important for OP to guzzle the other guy's cum. He'll get so much more testosterone that way.

[-] 100_kg_90_de_belin@feddit.it 4 points 2 hours ago

The bioavailability of gym bros' spunk is off the charts

[-] lemmur@szmer.info 47 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago)

Fake: Anon has a wife

Gay: Anon is obsessed about testosterone and male vitality

[-] red_bull_of_juarez@lemmy.dbzer0.com 121 points 12 hours ago

It reads like satire, but I know there is a number greater than zero of men who do this.

[-] int_not_found@feddit.org 11 points 8 hours ago

That Poe guy is really lurking behind every corner you look

[-] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 63 points 12 hours ago* (last edited 12 hours ago)

Attention: The person above is attempting to have you publicly mogged. Masticate my new supplement, Eagle Tar, to recoup your stolen androgens NOW. Sell your car, do the tar!

[-] ICastFist@programming.dev 6 points 6 hours ago

Sell your car, do the tar!

Instructions unclear, became linux femboy

[-] RowRowRowYourBot@sh.itjust.works 4 points 5 hours ago

You misread them you were supposed to be a Lexus fuckboy

[-] dan00@lemm.ee 13 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago)

Eww wtf sex with wife??? That’s so gay brother, you better start taking Eagle Tar and stop with this nonsense pussy eating shit and start mogging these bitches by supplementing yourself with real alfa cock.

[-] j4k3@lemmy.world 18 points 11 hours ago

Tar made me join the police academy and slap my wife just thinking about it. MAn i suddenly feel... Great Again, like I'm back in the double wide with my 3rd cousin Peggy and sister ^(in-law)^ Sue-Ellen. Oh Sister Sue how I Peg and U

[-] totallyNotARedditor@lemm.ee 3 points 10 hours ago

Except from the son part I think I can name a few people I know

this post was submitted on 15 May 2025
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