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[-] joel_feila@lemmy.world 4 points 4 weeks ago

Htf does the bottle cap work

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[-] tino@lemmy.world 4 points 4 weeks ago

I twist and fold inside out:

[-] redwattlebird@lemmings.world 3 points 4 weeks ago

Still chaotic neutral, IMO

[-] Nalivai@lemmy.world 4 points 4 weeks ago

I keep my bread in the fridge, and then it doesn't matter.
I guess it means I'm in Pathfinder universe or something

[-] vodka@lemm.ee 3 points 4 weeks ago

This, keep it in fridge and only tuck.

Quick round in the toaster if needed for the cold bread, or not if it is used to make lunch to bring to work or something.

[-] klemptor@startrek.website 3 points 4 weeks ago

Lawful neutral, or if the clip gets lost, then chaotic neutral.

[-] Kolgeirr@sh.itjust.works 2 points 4 weeks ago

Chaotic neutral also if it comes with one of those wire twist ties, ain't nobody got time for that. Only plastic clips get reused.

[-] klemptor@startrek.website 3 points 4 weeks ago

Oh I like twisty ties! Because I just wrap it once around the bag, then I get to spin the bread like a nunchuck to twist it all up

[-] phdepressed@sh.itjust.works 3 points 4 weeks ago

Chaotic evil would be rearranging the slices so they don't work for easy sandwiches.

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[-] Bruncvik@lemmy.world 3 points 4 weeks ago

Freezer bags, 4 slices per bag, in a freezer. That way I can take out only as much bread as I can eat before it gets moldy.

[-] Dabundis@lemmy.world 3 points 4 weeks ago

Twist, tuck, freeze

[-] scheep@lemmy.world 3 points 4 weeks ago

always using a bag clip. Reusing the bag clip if it needs to be eaten soon (e.g. at a party) since it's less of a fuss to remove it.

[-] SaltSong@startrek.website 3 points 4 weeks ago

Do none of you people have clothes pins? Or does that count as Neutral Good?

Also, CG and CN need to be switched. There is no way the bottle hack counts as "good."

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I tie a knot AND twist and tuck. Where does that leave me?

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[-] YummyEntropy@lemmy.ca 3 points 4 weeks ago

No other neutral evil folks? Ah well, I haven't eaten bread in ages anyhow.

[-] Eheran@lemmy.world 3 points 4 weeks ago

It is the optimal way. Lowest effort, fastest, same result, no additional stuff needed.

[-] luckystarr@feddit.org 2 points 4 weeks ago

As long as it's airtight and not stored for weeks it's ok. Use good bread though, not this bad imitation.

[-] zakobjoa@lemmy.world 2 points 4 weeks ago

If you look at it, it's lawful good.

But at its core, it's chaotic neutral.

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[-] Theprogressivist@lemmy.world 2 points 4 weeks ago

I guess I'm lawful evil lol

[-] hydrashok@sh.itjust.works 2 points 4 weeks ago

Chaotic neutral for the win.

[-] PDFuego@lemmy.world 2 points 4 weeks ago

Lawful good for homemade, lawful neutral until my gf throws out the thingy and forces me to go with chaotic neutral.

[-] HappySkullsplitter@lemmy.world 2 points 4 weeks ago

I never knew that I am chaotic neutral

[-] finitebanjo@lemmy.world 2 points 4 weeks ago

I've been making my own bread for like 3 years now and I don't really crave storebought bread at all any more. Mine is just better.

[-] Overspark@feddit.nl 2 points 4 weeks ago

Twist and tuck inside the breadbox obviously.

[-] Kolanaki@pawb.social 2 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago)

I save the little clip things from packaged buns and other stuff because they are way better than the twisty ties that usually come on sliced bread.

[-] M137@lemmy.world 2 points 4 weeks ago

I twist, fold then put a clip on it. This also works well with the two common kinds of clips you get with the bag (plastic squareish thing with a hole like in the image and plastic thing with metal wire in it) and other clips you have yourself as the fold makes it so the bag doesn't untwist as much.

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