I simply do not allow an open bag of bread to be left unless all the bread have been eaten. Problem solved.

Lawful neutral until 2/3. After neutral evil.

using the bottle neck

stands up in his chair

brilliant...

i have found that just tucking dries the bread just fast enough to not get mouldy, and dry bread can be just rehydrated by wetting it and putting it in an oven for a bit

Freezer that ish

You're going to be opening that package often over a short period. I don't think it's useful to tie it down too tightly, and i especially don't think it's useful to introduce accessories (clip, bottle hack), you'll have to deal with them every single time you open the bag.

It's also just a fucking bread bag, you don't need to secure it so firmly.

Twist and tuck or just tucking, maybe tying a knot if it's going to get jostled a bit (going camping)

I think anything that uses any kind of item that doesn't come packed with the bread belongs on the "lawful" side.

Why would you do anything else than neutral evil? Waste of time and plastics.

Chaotic good should be: only buy fresh bread and it's considered ruined and garbage the next day so why bother with bags.

save the bread clips from finished loaves because you're probably gonna lose one of those fuckers someday and you'll be glad you saved this one

Guess I'm lawful neutral because I rarely lose the bag clip. I will use a clip when that happens.

natural evil. it's fine

This is all evil cuz you are buying it in plastic packaging.

Well for me it's the twist-tie until I get down to the last few slices then I just spin the bag and fold it back over itself.

Why the twist-tie wasn't listed is beyond me since I've never seen a store that didn't have them as the majority of closure mechanisms.

Also, bottle hack? I honestly have no idea what that's about.

I tuck. I have found that it is the most reliable for keeping it from drying. Mostly j noticed this with bags of chips. Then I adapted that to bread.

How about chaotic chaotic? I do four of these randomly.

When you put the Lawful Neutral into the Lawful Good to form the Lawful Supreme

I never knew just tuck was something somebody could actually do and now I'm scared...

I tuck and put in breadbox. Naked in breadbox doesnt last long and it dries out. Tuck is easy to do, to undo and gets the job done as good as anything else when combined with a breadbox.