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[-] peregrin5@lemm.ee 132 points 2 months ago

Half of the things they do in boot camp is just the drill instructor's kink.

[-] Lemminary@lemmy.world 30 points 2 months ago

Say, uh, how does one become a drill instructor, exactly? My friend keeps asking.

[-] Sunsofold@lemmings.world 11 points 2 months ago

Well, first, you gotta join the military.

[-] Akasazh@feddit.nl 6 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Well you need to know a lot about the reproductive process of amphibians, so that you can tell others about it.

That and minor in aggressive rap music might help.

Also watching Bob Ross, as he used to be a drill instructor.

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[-] jdeath@lemm.ee 99 points 2 months ago

lmao forgot all about these. the marine corps is truly the gayest-coded branch. not the most gays by a long shot, but we all did the gayest stuff constantly

[-] CH3DD4R_G0BL1N@sh.itjust.works 27 points 2 months ago

I once had a post-service friend challenge me to gay chicken thinking he was some hot shit. He learned there was a civilian league and a pro league that day.

[-] Aksamit@slrpnk.net 16 points 2 months ago

How far did you take it, you two married yet?

[-] CH3DD4R_G0BL1N@sh.itjust.works 11 points 2 months ago

We annulled when he tapped out at consummation time.

[-] MBech@feddit.dk 9 points 2 months ago

Fucking weakling

[-] Lucien@mander.xyz 26 points 2 months ago

The booty shorts for running are the best

[-] CH3DD4R_G0BL1N@sh.itjust.works 13 points 2 months ago

I think you mean Ranger panties

[-] Lucien@mander.xyz 9 points 2 months ago

YES, ranger panties, I got the wrong branch of service

[-] tux7350@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

In the Marine Corps we called them "silkies" they were banned when I was in for being to revealing though lol

[-] jdeath@lemm.ee 2 points 2 months ago

they banned silkies?! wtaf! probably some Jag officers idea. those guys are posers

[-] OldChicoAle@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago

Hmmm 😏 care to expand on that?

[-] sartalon@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

My experience would disagree about the USMC having the least. 😏

[-] redlemace@lemmy.world 54 points 2 months ago

Oh boy ..... HumancentiPad .... the army agreed to an iTunes user agreement

[-] Marighost@lemm.ee 14 points 2 months ago

Hopefully he ate the vanilla paste and not the cuttlefish and asparagus.

[-] HexesofVexes@lemmy.world 10 points 2 months ago

The forehead wrinkles say "nope".

[-] theUwUhugger@lemmy.world 45 points 2 months ago

Oh these pushups 😅

The closer you are to the crack the gayer you are, the further the harder the pushup is…

[-] DaddleDew@lemmy.world 38 points 2 months ago

Why? Wouldn't you gain a third limb to push up with?

[-] theUwUhugger@lemmy.world 12 points 2 months ago

Ummm… Sir your weee is supposed to grow in a 180 not in a 90 degree?

[-] Carvex@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

Sfer fukin rown kerners

[-] Geobloke@lemm.ee 7 points 2 months ago

This had better not awaken something in me

[-] takeda@lemm.ee 30 points 2 months ago

Looks like Diaz guy purposely moved down to fuck the guy behind him.

[-] selokichtli@lemmy.ml 9 points 2 months ago

tbf, "fuck" is a matter of perspective.

[-] PillowTalk420@lemmy.world 10 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Clearly he's got a power bottom, since his bottom is generating all the power.

[-] Lemminary@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

The power bottom is the powerhouse of the cell.

[-] jonne@infosec.pub 9 points 2 months ago

Classic Diaz

[-] FelixCress@lemmy.world 29 points 2 months ago
[-] rockerface@lemm.ee 21 points 2 months ago

Tactical combat human centipede!

[-] Carvex@lemmy.world 28 points 2 months ago

So is this like a daisy chain or does someone not get their grundle munched? What about the poor guy with the breath of fresh air?

[-] hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 2 months ago

Let's just hope nobody farts.

[-] Lemminary@lemmy.world 26 points 2 months ago

If this is the intro to a porn video imma be so mad ^and^ ^kindly^ ^ask^ ^for^ ^the^ ^link.^

[-] bstix@feddit.dk 23 points 2 months ago

Eating ass is someone's personal Vietnam.

[-] socsa@piefed.social 8 points 2 months ago

And my personal moon landing

[-] Vandals_handle@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

Not Uranus?

[-] OldChicoAle@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

They must be doing it wrong

[-] KingJalopy@lemm.ee 20 points 2 months ago

Don't ask, don't tell...

[-] jerkface@lemmy.ca 15 points 2 months ago

Quoth Gay/Not Gay by King Missile:

See, look, uh, I-I know I'm homophobic, but not about gay guys. They don't bother me at all. It's straight guys who don't know they're gay... they fuck my shit right up

Like a guy calls me up and says, uh, "A bunch of us guys are gonna sit around in our underwear and watch the football game and drink beer and eat chips and, you know, maybe wrestle with each other a little, you know, just us guys. You wanna come over?" And I'm like, "No."

[-] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 14 points 2 months ago

Digging trenches is an essential skill.

[-] juliorapido@discuss.tchncs.de 14 points 2 months ago

Is this… real?!

[-] andybytes@programming.dev 13 points 2 months ago

This is called a humiliation ritual. Conformity and Team Building. The brothel of violence and brutality.

[-] hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 2 months ago

peace and love on planet earth <3

[-] Kentifer@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

Is there anything that's worth more?

[-] kamenlady@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

His eyes and forehead wrinkles tell the whole story.

[-] Rodneyck@lemm.ee 6 points 2 months ago
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[-] Almacca@aussie.zone 6 points 2 months ago

Not any kind of war I'd want to be a part of, anyway.

I'm joking, of course. War is stupid.

[-] JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 5 points 2 months ago

This is how they snuff out the trans soldiers.

[-] GoodLuckToFriends@lemmy.today 4 points 2 months ago

Sniff*, eh? I think the snuff vids would have the heads underneath as heavy weights were placed on top...

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