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Time passes fast (lemmy.world)
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[-] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 3 points 15 hours ago

I’m not going to fight an animal. I’m easily pinned down by a house cat and they’re pretty small.

[-] GregorGizeh@lemmy.zip 11 points 21 hours ago

[-] RandomLegend@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 20 hours ago

Is that Minecraft server still online?

[-] GregorGizeh@lemmy.zip 1 points 19 hours ago

Oh lol. I didnt even see that when i googled for the steroid horse

[-] MachineFab812@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 19 hours ago

I want to trash-talk her for wasting time in a way that involves wasting another human's time, but its a bigger problem that so many people are lonely and afraid of wasting the time of others. Get out there and troll IRL, people!!

[-] Diddlydee@feddit.uk 11 points 22 hours ago

We had this question in a board game where the other people have to guess what animal I would pick. I opted for a herbivore - goat or sheep or something. I can only remember one other answer and that was my 7 year old son who quite brilliantly thought I could take a sperm whale.

Maybe on land.

[-] spankmonkey@lemmy.world 9 points 22 hours ago

Herbivores can be more dangerous than carnivores because when they fight or flight it is for their lives and carnivores don't want to be injured while killing.

A panicked deer will destroy you if it happens to flee into you. Not because it is trying to harm you, but because it weighs a lot and is flailing around like a madman. A goat would do some damage, especially if it gets a chance to head butt you and decides to follow up.

[-] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 19 hours ago

Do. Not. Fuck. With. A. Moose.

[-] daggermoon@lemmy.world 1 points 13 hours ago

Maybe one of those giant constricting snakes. Do I get a shiv? If I have a shiv that snake is fucked. I like snakes by the way but I think it would be easy to fight one.

[-] itsgroundhogdayagain@lemmy.ml 7 points 22 hours ago

I could take a sloth. Probably.

[-] Diddlydee@feddit.uk 10 points 22 hours ago

I'm betting on the sloth.

[-] Protoknuckles@lemmy.world 6 points 22 hours ago

Those dudes got claws and natural armor. Like, armor made of nature.

[-] Olhonestjim@lemmy.world 2 points 18 hours ago

I can wrestle a modestly sized gator on land. I know I can catch certain nonvenomous snakes. Catching turtles and tortoises is pretty trivial, aside from snapping types.

Size really does count for a lot. So does a creature's inability to bend enough to bite you if you grab it a certain way. Finally, how willing are you to deal with some pain? Because you're probably gonna bleed.

[-] TachyonTele@lemm.ee 2 points 22 hours ago

I'm going with a couple ants.

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[-] bathing_in_bismuth@sh.itjust.works 2 points 22 hours ago

Def not a squirrel, those are too fast. Maybe a smallish-medium fish and prob a goat

[-] ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 1 points 21 hours ago

Tiny dog breeds, depending on how hard it bites. Maybe a chicken but definitely not a rooster

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