I plan to get a few. I want to do rain water collection for plant irrigation.

Also, if I can, I'd like to make one into a taiko drum.

I own one. Technically it is an old clothing dryer but it's wood and has iron hoops and is cylindrical.

No thanks, but I appreciate you offering to those who could be in desperate need 🤓

Yes, I own a full sized (200 liter / 53 gallon) ex-whiskey barrel that I repurposed into a rain water butt (shut the fuck up).

I bought it off of a local buy-and-sell website for I think €60 and bought a kit to channel rain water from my downspout into it. I then installed a brass spout on the side near the bottom as a tap. I can fill a watering can and water my raised bed plants with it even in droughts when watering plants with the hose is forbidden

My grandma used to have a barrel. However barrels are not my thing

I don't have one, I would like to have one. Are you offering?

Yeah, I could legit use one for sure. Using a plastic bin for chicken feed storage currently, but I'd prefer a vertical option. A good wooden barrel will last decades with no issues at all on a porch like ours. And not get thrown around when empty and a giant numpty of a rooster slams into it because he's a giant numpty that can't be bothered to watch where he's going.

Also, the giant numpty could stand on it while demanding biscuits and/or pats.

Sure. I'll take a buttload so I can tap those bungholes.

If it's within the EU and you're offering, I will come pick it up in person sometime this summer

Yeah, they protect the party from attacks for a bit.

Half barrels make nice planters.

Otherwise no.

I own 1 steel barrel and 3 plastic barrels

If I found a nice looking one for free I’d take it and use it as a table, I don’t think I’d pay much for one though

barrel ownership must be nationalised to prevent anyone avoiding their turn in it

Hell yeah! How else would I be able to join the elite barrel owers club?

I'd like one, don't really have a lot of space for it though. It's not really a high life priority for me.

Yes. Barrels are cool.

I'd like to have enough space to accommodate a barrel with ease if that counts?

I used to have two. A 10 liter and a 30 liter oak barrel. Keeping them clean when in use is hard. I eventually sold them.

They're great for making docks.

Can I use it to do a barrel roll?

Yes, please and thank you

If it was filled with good bourbon, yes