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NO DOGS IN HOUSE (lemmy.world)
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[-] LonstedBrowryBased@lemm.ee 77 points 10 months ago
[-] CarbonatedPastaSauce@lemmy.world 82 points 10 months ago
[-] scrubbles@poptalk.scrubbles.tech 64 points 10 months ago

Setting aside cancer dog, 95% of the time when I see this lettering on a vehicle I know it's probably mental illness.

The other 5% is probably the best plumber in town

[-] exasperation@lemm.ee 27 points 10 months ago

The "mental illness" and "plumber" categories can actually add up to be more than 100%.

[-] f4f4f4f4f4f4f4f4@sopuli.xyz 10 points 10 months ago

For sure. I see one in my town occasionally:

LIBERALS ARE DEMONIC

🙄

[-] Septimaeus@infosec.pub 8 points 10 months ago

Hell yeah 😎🎸

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[-] FartMaster69@lemmy.dbzer0.com 66 points 10 months ago

This is the only scientific journal I follow.

[-] drolex@sopuli.xyz 13 points 10 months ago

Do you know how to get reviewed and published? I have a paper on hamster piss

[-] MountingSuspicion@reddthat.com 14 points 10 months ago

All you need to get published is a Silverado, some stickers, and someone with a first grade understanding of the English language. The review in this case comes after the publication.

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[-] aramova@infosec.pub 51 points 10 months ago

Fuck it's RFK's replacement.

[-] Gorge@lemm.ee 44 points 10 months ago

This reminds me of when I was about 8 years old. I read online that vaccines are bad, and fluoride in the drinking water was part of some evil plot. I told everyone about it and it took about a day for me to realize how wrong I was. I was embarrassed for a while, but every time I see something like this I feel so lucky I developed critical thinking before it was too late.

[-] theangryseal@lemmy.world 8 points 10 months ago

I wish I hadn’t to be honest with you. I wish I could have carried on relating to my family, ignorant of the problems of this world.

I miss believing in ghosts. I miss the comfort I got praying as I walked through a dark room. I miss the live music at church a few times a week, the big tent revivals, believing I was seeing actual miracles when faith healers called someone up.

I miss that short window in life when the only things that I knew related directly to me and my community.

I don’t miss any of it enough to actually, honestly go back even if I could, but damn.

I’m just worked up because a stray cat got hit by a car. There’s something wrong with me, I swear haha. Sorry for this.

[-] Asswardbackaddict@lemmy.world 36 points 10 months ago

Dogs can pass cancer to each other, due to genetic similarity. A similar occurrence wiped out something like 75% of Tasmanian Devils recently. Seems like a fun misunderstanding of a real phenomenon.

[-] Eat_Your_Paisley@lemm.ee 31 points 10 months ago

Are you sure the driver is not a cat

[-] PugJesus@lemmy.world 12 points 10 months ago
[-] chemicalprophet@slrpnk.net 7 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

It cat’n?

[-] Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world 6 points 10 months ago
[-] slothrop@lemmy.ca 29 points 10 months ago

Pervert Cancer from Dog Butts.

[-] jaybone@lemmy.zip 24 points 10 months ago

Here’s another theory, these people know exactly how crazy this looks. There’s some kind of secret online community where they share these pics of their own vehicles with each other. Then they find where other people online post their pics and laugh about what the reactions are.

[-] ThePowerOfGeek@lemmy.world 24 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Ah yes, the notorious supervillain Cancer Dog, whose main power is casting 'pervert cancer' on his opponents.

🎶 Cancer Dog, Cancer Dog, leaves you in a pervert cancer fog! 🎶

[-] Rodneyck@lemm.ee 22 points 10 months ago

Cancer Dog Turd? I found my new password for the next decade.

[-] 0ops@lemm.ee 8 points 10 months ago

Haha that's great. What's your mother's maiden name just wondering? I love learning strangers family history

[-] MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca 6 points 10 months ago

My mother's maiden name was Smith, we had a family dog when I was young, the dogs name was spot, oh, and interestingly the last four of my SSN is 678. Weird right?

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[-] ImWaitingForRetcons@lemm.ee 22 points 10 months ago

I shan’t claim this person to be reasonable, but u believe this is what he’ their referring to:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Canine_transmissible_venereal_tumor?wprov=sfti1

[-] dubyakay@lemmy.ca 10 points 10 months ago

Damn, that was an interesting read before sleep.

But I still don't understand. Is it basically a mass of cancerous dog cells that just keep spreading around endlessly, nearly unchanged in the last ten thousand years? If so, can it even be considered a life form? Or a form of life at all?

[-] photonic_sorcerer@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 10 months ago

The cancer cells are genetic clones of some dog's cancer from 11000 years ago. Yes, they're alive similarly to how your and my cells are alive. The cells themselves live, die and reproduce asexually. I'd say they constitute life forms, but I'm no biologist.

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[-] MyDogLovesMe@lemmy.world 18 points 10 months ago

“How nature says “Do not touch””

[-] CaptainBasculin@lemmy.ml 16 points 10 months ago

Pervert no dogs cancer in house

[-] simplejack@lemmy.world 15 points 10 months ago

10 times more cance

[-] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 14 points 10 months ago

I thought this was a “don’t dead open inside” but it makes no sense either way round.

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[-] VitoRobles@lemmy.today 13 points 10 months ago

Isn't there a community on Lemmy for this level of unhinged?

If not, we need one.

c/SchizophreniaMobiles or something

[-] Napdyn@lemmy.world 13 points 10 months ago

Nice try cats

[-] Wilco@lemm.ee 12 points 10 months ago

This is anti-dog propaganda being spread by cats.

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[-] protist@mander.xyz 10 points 10 months ago

I like to imagine this person taking the time to individually affix each of these letters to their Chevy Silverado

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[-] whotookkarl@lemmy.world 9 points 10 months ago

This guy gets it, try to really dig into your conclusions before investigating anything & anytime someone provides good reasons they aren't actually true. Get really belligerent and obstinate when someone traps you with 'logical reasons' or 'convincing evidence'. Then you too can maintain an irrational childish perspective through adulthood & never have to challenge your beliefs or learn anything even slightly uncomfortable.

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[-] Worx@lemmynsfw.com 9 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Thanks for the warning I guess? If only they'd used some of those letters to name their peer-reviewed scientific source for that information

[-] FartMaster69@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 10 months ago

Works cited is just a list of license plate numbers from similar trucks.

[-] adarza@lemmy.ca 6 points 10 months ago

the links to those probably start with www.facebook..... and their "peers" have reviewed them.

[-] crazyhotpasta@lemm.ee 8 points 10 months ago

Common emotional support truck owner

[-] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 8 points 10 months ago

Cancer Dog ^turd^

[-] N0N0@lemmy.world 7 points 10 months ago

PEEVERT! NO DOGS, CANCER IN THE HOUSE!

[-] jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.works 7 points 10 months ago

This reminds me of working at KMart whenever the "tin foil hat" people would come in and ask if we had devices to "stop the government from hacking my TV".

[-] moseschrute@lemmy.world 16 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

To be fair, the government is definitely hacking our TVs.

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[-] andros_rex@lemmy.world 7 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Whoever keeps a dog, except a dog for herding livestock or a dog that is trained for hunting, will have two qiraats deducted from his reward each day.

I volunteered at a college food bank once, and one of the volunteers brought her dog along. A Muslim grad student who was a client was kinda amazed - was talking a bunch about how he’d never pet a dog before. (He did happily pet the dog.)

[-] RattlerSix@lemmy.world 6 points 10 months ago

Did he spell "nose" wrong?

[-] don@lemm.ee 6 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

And the word “cance” directly below “house”, and “wiht their butt”…

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[-] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 6 points 10 months ago

Speling is a cancre. Ie'm the cuer.

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