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NO DOGS IN HOUSE (lemmy.world)
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[-] LonstedBrowryBased@lemm.ee 66 points 1 week ago
[-] CarbonatedPastaSauce@lemmy.world 72 points 1 week ago
[-] scrubbles@poptalk.scrubbles.tech 56 points 1 week ago

Setting aside cancer dog, 95% of the time when I see this lettering on a vehicle I know it's probably mental illness.

The other 5% is probably the best plumber in town

[-] exasperation@lemm.ee 24 points 1 week ago

The "mental illness" and "plumber" categories can actually add up to be more than 100%.

[-] f4f4f4f4f4f4f4f4@sopuli.xyz 9 points 1 week ago

For sure. I see one in my town occasionally:

LIBERALS ARE DEMONIC

🙄

[-] Septimaeus@infosec.pub 7 points 1 week ago

Hell yeah 😎🎸

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[-] FartMaster69@lemmy.dbzer0.com 60 points 1 week ago

This is the only scientific journal I follow.

[-] drolex@sopuli.xyz 12 points 1 week ago

Do you know how to get reviewed and published? I have a paper on hamster piss

[-] MountingSuspicion@reddthat.com 14 points 1 week ago

All you need to get published is a Silverado, some stickers, and someone with a first grade understanding of the English language. The review in this case comes after the publication.

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[-] umbraroze@slrpnk.net 5 points 1 week ago

"Proceedings from the Dog Turd", Elsevier, annual subscription cost: several arms and legs

[-] aramova@infosec.pub 45 points 1 week ago

Fuck it's RFK's replacement.

[-] Gorge@lemm.ee 39 points 1 week ago

This reminds me of when I was about 8 years old. I read online that vaccines are bad, and fluoride in the drinking water was part of some evil plot. I told everyone about it and it took about a day for me to realize how wrong I was. I was embarrassed for a while, but every time I see something like this I feel so lucky I developed critical thinking before it was too late.

[-] theangryseal@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

I wish I hadn’t to be honest with you. I wish I could have carried on relating to my family, ignorant of the problems of this world.

I miss believing in ghosts. I miss the comfort I got praying as I walked through a dark room. I miss the live music at church a few times a week, the big tent revivals, believing I was seeing actual miracles when faith healers called someone up.

I miss that short window in life when the only things that I knew related directly to me and my community.

I don’t miss any of it enough to actually, honestly go back even if I could, but damn.

I’m just worked up because a stray cat got hit by a car. There’s something wrong with me, I swear haha. Sorry for this.

[-] Asswardbackaddict@lemmy.world 31 points 1 week ago

Dogs can pass cancer to each other, due to genetic similarity. A similar occurrence wiped out something like 75% of Tasmanian Devils recently. Seems like a fun misunderstanding of a real phenomenon.

[-] slothrop@lemmy.ca 28 points 1 week ago

Pervert Cancer from Dog Butts.

[-] Eat_Your_Paisley@lemm.ee 25 points 1 week ago

Are you sure the driver is not a cat

[-] PugJesus@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago
[-] chemicalprophet@slrpnk.net 6 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

It cat’n?

[-] ThePowerOfGeek@lemmy.world 24 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Ah yes, the notorious supervillain Cancer Dog, whose main power is casting 'pervert cancer' on his opponents.

🎶 Cancer Dog, Cancer Dog, leaves you in a pervert cancer fog! 🎶

[-] jaybone@lemmy.zip 23 points 1 week ago

Here’s another theory, these people know exactly how crazy this looks. There’s some kind of secret online community where they share these pics of their own vehicles with each other. Then they find where other people online post their pics and laugh about what the reactions are.

[-] ImWaitingForRetcons@lemm.ee 21 points 1 week ago

I shan’t claim this person to be reasonable, but u believe this is what he’ their referring to:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Canine_transmissible_venereal_tumor?wprov=sfti1

[-] dubyakay@lemmy.ca 10 points 1 week ago

Damn, that was an interesting read before sleep.

But I still don't understand. Is it basically a mass of cancerous dog cells that just keep spreading around endlessly, nearly unchanged in the last ten thousand years? If so, can it even be considered a life form? Or a form of life at all?

The cancer cells are genetic clones of some dog's cancer from 11000 years ago. Yes, they're alive similarly to how your and my cells are alive. The cells themselves live, die and reproduce asexually. I'd say they constitute life forms, but I'm no biologist.

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[-] MyDogLovesMe@lemmy.world 18 points 1 week ago

“How nature says “Do not touch””

[-] Rodneyck@lemm.ee 15 points 1 week ago

Cancer Dog Turd? I found my new password for the next decade.

[-] 0ops@lemm.ee 6 points 1 week ago

Haha that's great. What's your mother's maiden name just wondering? I love learning strangers family history

[-] MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 week ago

My mother's maiden name was Smith, we had a family dog when I was young, the dogs name was spot, oh, and interestingly the last four of my SSN is 678. Weird right?

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[-] simplejack@lemmy.world 14 points 1 week ago

10 times more cance

[-] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 13 points 1 week ago

I thought this was a “don’t dead open inside” but it makes no sense either way round.

[-] jaybone@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 week ago

There must be some kind of logic here. Wrong as it may be. Like he loved his wife but he hated her dog. Then the wife died of colon cancer, and he blames that they let the dog in the house after it was out sniffing other dog butts.

[-] Napdyn@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago

Nice try cats

[-] CaptainBasculin@lemmy.ml 12 points 1 week ago

Pervert no dogs cancer in house

[-] protist@mander.xyz 10 points 1 week ago

I like to imagine this person taking the time to individually affix each of these letters to their Chevy Silverado

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[-] Worx@lemmynsfw.com 9 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Thanks for the warning I guess? If only they'd used some of those letters to name their peer-reviewed scientific source for that information

[-] FartMaster69@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 1 week ago

Works cited is just a list of license plate numbers from similar trucks.

[-] adarza@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 week ago

the links to those probably start with www.facebook..... and their "peers" have reviewed them.

[-] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago

Cancer Dog ^turd^

[-] crazyhotpasta@lemm.ee 8 points 1 week ago

Common emotional support truck owner

This reminds me of working at KMart whenever the "tin foil hat" people would come in and ask if we had devices to "stop the government from hacking my TV".

[-] moseschrute@lemmy.world 14 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

To be fair, the government is definitely hacking our TVs.

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[-] whotookkarl@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

This guy gets it, try to really dig into your conclusions before investigating anything & anytime someone provides good reasons they aren't actually true. Get really belligerent and obstinate when someone traps you with 'logical reasons' or 'convincing evidence'. Then you too can maintain an irrational childish perspective through adulthood & never have to challenge your beliefs or learn anything even slightly uncomfortable.

That makes me sad, because it's probably true. Someone he lived probably got cancer and he somehow in his brain connected it to the dog. Grief is a hell of a thing

[-] RattlerSix@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

Did he spell "nose" wrong?

[-] don@lemm.ee 6 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

And the word “cance” directly below “house”, and “wiht their butt”…

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[-] Wilco@lemm.ee 5 points 1 week ago

This is anti-dog propaganda being spread by cats.

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