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If he didn't have a weird sex thing and his wife barely tolerates him - he couldn't be president of France. Dunno why the French insist that it be a condition of the office but there ya go
pretty sure that's the requirement of the presidency of any NATO aligned country
unironically, when ol' Mr Kaczyński wanted to get elected president he was widely mocked that his cat was gonna be the first lady
Probably just any country, tbh.
He's a french guy married to his former teacher, I'd've been more surprised if they weren't getting into spât de lovéurs daily
He must've made a recent visit to a nursing home and she got jealous. Only reason I can think of
Slap? That's a very aggressive "smell my fingers"
she was wiping some food off his cheek with her thumb, and he told her to stop acting like his mother, and then she slapped him telling to stop acting like a child or she would take away his racecar bed.
Love how all the workers and troops are just going about this buisness like it's a normal occurrence
He's so fucking French man
Teacher teaches her student some manners. Now here's Tom with the weather
think she adjusted the skinsuit nose, from the video 
This clip is sped up a bit and makes it look more forceful than it actually is. It's just a "no get out of my face" push and I've absolutely done it to a partner before and had it before too. I see nothing in it other than normal couple stuff. It's actually winding me up that the news here in the UK has been reporting it once every 30 minutes all day long. GBNews even had a debate about whether it's domestic violence lmao
She's 72 btw.
that wasnt his wife. it was just some random staff woman he was being french to
President Charlie Chaplin you mean.
I also want to slap him on the face, where do I sign up?
Typical french behaviour when your partner cheats on you with another underage mistress for the Nth time
Best country for slapping a French guy by far.
I would simply not be such an asshole that my wife slaps me
She groomed him. He was 15 and she was a 39 year old teacher when they started "dating". She has a daughter his age who was in the same class as him. When Macron's parents found out what she was doing they asked her to not be "intimate" with him until he was an adult and she refused. Macron's family moved towns to try and get him away from her and she followed them.
France is an imperialist power and in his time as it's head of state Macron has done terrible things to the French and especially the people of Eastern Europe and Africa. He has many crimes to answer for. What his wife Brigitte has done to him is not among them.
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this post was submitted on 26 May 2025
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