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[-] Catoblepas@lemmy.blahaj.zone 63 points 3 weeks ago

Maybe you have a name in cat that you don’t know.

[-] JuxtaposedJaguar@lemmy.ml 27 points 3 weeks ago

My name is Meow. It’s also the name of my mom and brother. It’s probably a pejorative term…

[-] prettybunnys@sh.itjust.works 16 points 3 weeks ago

It’s a family name

[-] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 6 points 3 weeks ago
[-] JuxtaposedJaguar@lemmy.ml 5 points 3 weeks ago

Only when she's hungry.

[-] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago

And, trust me, you don't want to know.

[-] Broadfern@lemmy.world 46 points 3 weeks ago

Reading this in bed with my cat laying behind my legs - can confirm.

[-] captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 35 points 3 weeks ago

Izzy doesn't bite me. she'll stick her little nose in my ear to wake me up though.

[-] SnarkoPolo@lemm.ee 10 points 3 weeks ago

Lucky. My Chloe stomps back and forth on me,digging in each little paw.

[-] I_Fart_Glitter@lemmy.world 5 points 3 weeks ago

Mine yells from the doorway and if that fails, begins to claw the back of the couch. She's former feral and is afraid of all rooms but the living room, so she can't come in and physically demand tribute the way I'm sure she would like to. She did scratch the crap out of me for giving her a flavor of wet food she had already told me she didn't prefer though- we were out of all other flavors and it was 3am when I realized and I wasn't going to the store in that moment. I should have gone to the store.

Izzy does like to walk on me. She doesn't care what she steps on either.

[-] ChillPenguin@lemmy.world 7 points 3 weeks ago

Could I... See a picture of Izzy? For science of course.

[-] captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 8 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

https://sh.itjust.works/comment/18767294

It's a sh.itjust.works link to lemmy.world on lemmy.world because the Fediverse isn't viable but I tried which is more than you can say for most humans.

I'm in a severely pissy mood because of European cup hinges and the ocean of incompetence surrounding them I'm supposed to just be okay with. It's pissed me off enough that I might just get promoted to Major Aggravated.

[-] ChillPenguin@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Well the link worked. Your cat is adorable haha.

Fun fact: Her toes are purple.

[-] LowtierComputer@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago

Very cool. What do you mean the cup hinges?

These sister fisting things.

You'll see them called Euro hinges, concealed hinges or cup hinges. They come in a myriad of variations and several syncopations depending on the characteristics of the cabinet and how the door relates to it, but they all work in such a way that the mechanism has to fold partially into the volume of the door itself. The part that attaches to the door is a metal cup-like structure that requires drilling a 1 3/8" by 1/2" hole in the door (if the industrial revolution took place outside your nation's borders, you'll probably understand that as 35mm by 13mm).

A major manufacturer of these infernal misunderstanding of what mechanical engineering is for publishes a catalog thicker than the engineer's head and when you order something they send you the wrong part anyway because the vendor doesn't understand this convoluted shit either.

[-] ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago

My cat used to wake me up by dropping half-eaten mice on my chest.

[-] grysbok@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 3 weeks ago

My dog used to stand over me making vomit noises until I woke up and fed her.

At first it was because she had an upset stomach when it had been too long since she'd eaten (like first thing in the morning). Then we swapped her to a better dog food, but by then she'd learned we'd feed her if she made those noises. We never tried to train get out of it because we appreciated that she was communicating her needs.

[-] frosch@sh.itjust.works 34 points 3 weeks ago

The cat might know your name though! Cats learn the names of other animals and humans in their household.

[-] w3dd1e@lemm.ee 2 points 3 weeks ago

I came here to say this! I don’t have cats, but my dogs know other people’s names even though I never taught them those names directly!

Animals are smarter than humans realize.

[-] blargle@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 weeks ago

That was my first reaction: what? Cats know names. Then... ohhh. Because it's just her and the cat. The cat wouldn't know your name if no one else is there to call you by it. Then, felt a bit sad. But not too sad, because cats are better than people anyway.

[-] toy_boat_toy_boat@lemmy.world 32 points 3 weeks ago

it just sounds like you have an unconventional relationship with your gardener

[-] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 19 points 3 weeks ago

They know your true name, which is why they have power over you.

[-] buddascrayon@lemmy.world 14 points 3 weeks ago

Women who own cats are on a whole different level.

[-] LadyButterfly@lazysoci.al 11 points 3 weeks ago

We are indeed

[-] hOrni@lemmy.world 14 points 3 weeks ago

If Thet is all what it takes, I can move in with her.

[-] FooBarrington@lemmy.world 9 points 3 weeks ago
[-] crowbar@lemm.ee 15 points 3 weeks ago
[-] hOrni@lemmy.world 6 points 3 weeks ago

Mogę udawać, że znam tylko polski.

[-] Siegfried@lemmy.world 7 points 3 weeks ago

One of my cats usually goes full manhunt on my arm and just before using the meat-can-openers she just starts to lick my hand.

[-] rbos@lemmy.ca 7 points 3 weeks ago

Cat is reminding you that if the meat-can isn't opened, the meat can-opener is an option.

[-] MrBlack@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago

I've had relationships similar to this with women, cept I'm not a cat.

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