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[-] HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 106 points 1 month ago

What a decade this year has been

[-] toy_boat_toy_boat@lemmy.world 16 points 1 month ago

we went from "let's go back to a future that doesn't exist yet" to "let's go back to a past that never existed"

[-] OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world 70 points 1 month ago

Man, the '80s were a different time

[-] SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 31 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Right before cars were invented!

[-] OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world 21 points 1 month ago

The sweet spot right after they started slicing bread and right before they started putting crust on it

[-] nthavoc@lemmy.today 3 points 1 month ago

So last year right after the can opener was finally invented?

[-] OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Correct, the same year they faked the Mars rovers

[-] scaramobo@lemmynsfw.com 5 points 1 month ago

They still had wooden dollars back then, can you imagine?

[-] jaybone@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 month ago

Now they fly.

[-] SuspiciousCatThing@pawb.social 4 points 1 month ago
[-] OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

Everything else in this thread is factual though right?

[-] _stranger_@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

Everything except your sentence, and this reply.

[-] FourWaveforms@lemm.ee 3 points 1 month ago
[-] DMCMNFIBFFF@lemmy.world 51 points 1 month ago

I side with Chris Rock on this one.

[-] TWeaK@lemm.ee 35 points 1 month ago

I think that Will Smith is pussy whipped by his wife and Scientology. I think she uses the church against him, with the threat that they will take his kids away and hide them from him. That's the only explanation I have for his (slightly delayed) response with Chris Rock, and with Will being ok with his wife grooming their son's underage friend and later having an open relationship with him on the side.

[-] finitebanjo@lemmy.world 27 points 1 month ago

Personally, I wouldn't call him pussy whipped, per se, as that sometimes implies that there are no functional relationships where men side with their wives. I would just say Will Smith is a pathetic servant to his horrible significant other.

[-] Hikermick@lemmy.world -5 points 1 month ago

I am on team Will Smith with this one. Never give a woman of color a hard time about her hair. I'd rather diffuse a bomb while in shark infested waters. I've been punk rock for 40+ years, had a mowhawk and other hairstyles outside of the norm (people used to want to fight you over this) and no demographic of human being has been more supportive when it comes to taking chances with fashion than black women. This is a hill I will die on

[-] Sludgeyy@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago

Walking on stage and physically assaulting someone? It was premeditated, he sat there and thought, then walked up and thought. It wasn't just a heat of the moment thing.

Nothing said verbally should warrant that.

[-] samus12345@lemm.ee 7 points 1 month ago

He also laughed at the joke until he saw Jada was pissed.

[-] DMCMNFIBFFF@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

FWIW,

Explaining Jokes to Idiots: Oscars Edition | Real Time with Bill Maher (HBO)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p-c2eUltH58

9:40

โ€‹

(To be clear, I'm not saying you're an idiot (and I've thought mowhawks were/are cool for decades). ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ™‚)

[-] major_briggs@lemmy.world 19 points 1 month ago

I know things were different way back then, but I still find it surprising that Will was able to go sit back down in his seat.

[-] Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 15 points 1 month ago

Dude slapped away his career

[-] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

Just to tack on to another comment above:

[-] DMCMNFIBFFF@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

smacked it real good.

[-] samus12345@lemm.ee 4 points 1 month ago

To be posted on 3/27/49.

Just over a month before the hundredth anniversary of Hitler's death!

[-] melsaskca@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 month ago

Not many people know this but Will Smith's uncle is Slappy White.

[-] Siegfried@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago
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