My first reaction to this photo was “omg is that Brace Belden”
Getting shot by a mall cop.
Getting shot by Paul Blart.
Mall Clart: Ball Pop
Peep Beep: Meme Creep
It's like I'm back on B3ta
The tactical reload with the empty magazine still in the gun and with the trigger hand holding the new magazine is just a chef's kiss
Skill issue.
I remember that day. It was really cathartic. Because the guy was an reactionary POS, but he didn't manage to kill anyone. So all the memes and jokes, aside from being funny as well, had this vibe of relief to them.
Him pulling down his balaclava
"This is for all the dads who lost in family court"
what was this dork's deal again?
Tried to do a mass shooting and immediately got merked by a rent-a-cop
Damn, a cop doing something good? Must've been opposite day.
Remember when that Pinkerton straight up domed a chud during a BLM rally
No. That sounds hilarious, though.
In 2020, Matthew Dolloff, an unlicensed security guard contracted through Pinkerton, shot and killed Lee Keltner, a conservative protester, in Denver, Colorado. Dolloff had been contracted by Pinkerton to guard a camera-crew working for 9News. The camera crew had been assigned to cover rival political groups protesting in Denver. Keltner had told a cameraman to stop filming him; Dolloff then approached Keltner. Keltner slapped Dolloff before spraying him with bear spray, and moments later Dolloff shot Keltner. Dolloff was arrested, investigated for first-degree murder, and charged with second-degree murder. The charge was later dropped
I'm mandela'd on this one, I thought he wasn't actively employed as a pinkerton at the time, and that he got killed in a shoot-out at a house with the pigs a day or two later, I'm probably conflating it with another event from around then if anyone knows anything that would fit?
You left out the best part! Keltner ran a custom cowboy hat company named Crossfire LOL.
SMALL BUSINESS TYRANT MORONS
I'm probably conflating it with another event from around then if anyone knows anything that would fit?
yeah, you're thinking of this:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Killings_of_Aaron_Danielson_and_Michael_Reinoehl
On August 29, 2020, Aaron Danielson, an American supporter of the far-right group Patriot Prayer,[1][2] was shot and killed, allegedly by a far-left activist, after participating in a caravan which drove through Portland, Oregon, displaying banners and signs supporting President Donald Trump,[3] and clashing with participants in the local George Floyd protests.[3][4]
On September 3, 2020, Danielson's suspected killer, Michael Reinoehl, an American anti-fascist[3][5] activist[6][7] was shot and killed by a federally led fugitive task force near Lacey, Washington.[8][9]
yeah that's definitely it, thanks
Denver?
Nah, rent-a-cops (while they personally might aspire to the shittiness of cops) actually face consequences when they murder people in broad daylight...
The guy who shot the chud who later got killed by the police was named like Roenahl or something like that and he was not a Pinkerton, he was a protestor from the Seattle area
Michael Reinoehl killed a nazi in Portland, that was a different case than they are referring to. The chud in Denver was shot by a Pinkerton contracted security guard.
hey he gave it his all
lol Brian Clyde. I actually thought this was longer ago though.
White supremacist failed mass shooting of a federal reserve building, visibly fumbled with his weapon before being promptly shot right in the head by some security guard (a black guy, which I mention in relation to the white supremacy).
He shat and pissed himself really bad when he died too. There were photos of him face down just dookie-splatterd all down the back of his pants.
There were photos of him face down just dookie-splatterd all down the back of his pants.
I'm imagining him doing the Travis Bickle mirror scene before leaving the house that day and snap cut to:
with shidd piss
He looked pretty much just like that, yeah. I can't seem to find any pictures, unfortunately.
the context behind this particular photo is wild, it was taken by a photographer that had been sent to cover a court case that same day
you can see him in this photo, he was hiding behind the pillar while the shooter fired into the door
Here's another photo he took during the shooting
That second pic is the definition of "skedaddle"
I was actually thinking about that guy last week.
no i dont
thats virgil texas, sound familar?
lmao
A man, identified as Brian Isaack Clyde, opened fire near Earle Cabell Federal Building and Courthouse, before making his way to the glass door of the building and opening fire inside. Three officers from the Federal Protective Service returned fire.[1] Following an exchange of gunfire, in which Clyde was mortally wounded by one or more federal officers, he ran towards the parking lot and fired five more rounds before he collapsed and soiled himself.
dude come on
Which makes this even funnier:
On March 18, 2020, a man pleaded guilty to threatening to assassinate the governor of New Mexico, Michelle Lujan Grisham. He cited Clyde as an inspiration for his desired attack.
Come on, dude, have some self respect!
aw man guys i said to stop circulating this picture of me :(
Bubbles?
looks like keith from the try guys
keith eats everything at federal court - first up, we have a bullet
Banned? DM Wmill to appeal.
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