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why doesnt wwe superstar and hexbear user the miz take this man down?

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[-] corgiwithalaptop@hexbear.net 34 points 2 months ago

Tbf that guy is a HUGE alcoholic, like, one of those "my whole personality is im drunk all the time" people

So yeah he looks like he's dying. No shade to alcoholics, im one too, but like...drinking is not my career

[-] JoeByeThen@hexbear.net 9 points 2 months ago

That's The Machine, right? Brett krechner or something?

[-] Pnut@lemm.ee 5 points 2 months ago

Burnt Chrysler

[-] EnsignRedshirt@hexbear.net 7 points 2 months ago

He's become quite the lolcow lately. I wasn't familiar with him or anything he's done other than the Machine story, but I've been seeing him pop up on YouTube a bunch for being a drunk narcissist who can't stop showing his ass. It would be a good bit if it weren't clearly an earnest manifestation of mental illness.

[-] Pnut@lemm.ee 5 points 2 months ago

I remember listening to the podcast when he was fun. Back when Duncan Trussell used to be on infrequently to talk about cool shit. Burt was like a college buddy. Now he's like that guy from college that never grew up. Rogan helped launch him into money at a point where he should have matured and slowed down his drinking. Instead it seems like he now feels invincible and is going to leave his family without a father sooner than later.

[-] BeamBrain@hexbear.net 26 points 2 months ago
[-] ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net 22 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

I remember some animation where Jesus high fives his friend and turns all the water in his body into wine, killing him horribly. He looked kind of like this.

[-] hexthismess@hexbear.net 4 points 2 months ago

Was it the family guy gag in "I Dream of Jesus?

[-] invalidusernamelol@hexbear.net 3 points 2 months ago

I think that was a PsychicPebbles animation, the same guy that does Smiling Friends now.

[-] casskaydee@hexbear.net 21 points 2 months ago
[-] godlessworm@hexbear.net 18 points 2 months ago

also thats not just from it being a photo of a tv. look at the other two’s skin. this is really how he looked.

[-] corgiwithalaptop@hexbear.net 11 points 2 months ago

He is very much unwell

[-] Awoo@hexbear.net 15 points 2 months ago

Wow that's so far beyond gammon you need a whole new word to describe it

[-] infuziSporg@hexbear.net 14 points 2 months ago

✅ Mad
✅ Red
✅ Nude
✅ Online

[-] Dessa@hexbear.net 10 points 2 months ago

There's a dang spicy cheeto on the teevee

[-] Thallo@hexbear.net 10 points 2 months ago
[-] Tiocfaidhcaisarla@hexbear.net 9 points 2 months ago
[-] Mindfury@hexbear.net 8 points 2 months ago

hexbear user the miz

wait hold the fuck up

[-] PaulSmackage@hexbear.net 5 points 2 months ago

It's insulting because if anything John Morrison would post here, not The Miz.

And yet they call native americans '[redacted]skiins.' Intetesting!

this post was submitted on 31 May 2025
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