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[-] Mothra@mander.xyz 77 points 1 month ago

So... Millions of years ago, before Pikachu was surprised, we had this fish occupying its niche?

[-] PapaStevesy@lemmy.world 39 points 1 month ago

No, millions of years ago we were this fish

[-] Ledericas@lemm.ee 1 points 1 month ago

the source of all pikachu faces.

[-] Jkosmonaut@infosec.pub 49 points 1 month ago
[-] RST987@infosec.pub 9 points 1 month ago

Look! The Lobotomite has returned!

[-] brokenlcd@feddit.it 36 points 1 month ago

It's funny when looked sideways, but when looked from the front it's two distortion filters away from analog horror.

[-] JargonWagon@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

Horror already without filters. I'm going to see that thing in my nightmares, fuckin hell.

[-] poinck@lemm.ee 4 points 1 month ago

It is cute, isn't it?

[-] brap@lemmy.world 30 points 1 month ago

That is such a shit fish. I love it.

[-] KaRunChiy@fedia.io 26 points 1 month ago

🎶🎶Sacasacabambambaspapispis🎶🎶 🎶🎶Sacasacabambambsapapispis🎶🎶

[-] MagicShel@lemmy.zip 16 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)
[-] doctordevice@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 month ago

As a matter of fact, don't let nothin' hold you back. If the Scat Man can do it, brother, so can you!

[-] Speiser0@feddit.org 11 points 1 month ago
[-] TacoButtPlug@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 month ago

Catchy. サカサカバンバンバスピスピス ...

[-] zaphodb2002@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 month ago

For some reason reminded me of this

[-] y0kai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 26 points 1 month ago

The eyes would suggest it's a predator.

[-] Tlaloc_Temporal@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 month ago

Or just that it needs to focus on from of itself like filter crabs, or that it needs to see through things like kelp forests or hole enterances.

Given it's size and the extreme binocular vision, it's unlikely to have any ambush predators.

I looked it up, it has bony plates all over it's body and likely a lateral line, so seeing predators directly may have been less necessary. It was also a suction feeder, so likely an active predator of much smaller things. It may have needed good forward vision because it's maneuverability was poor.

[-] flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 month ago

That's what I thought! I'm too stupid to make anything more of it here for this community though

[-] Kellenved@sh.itjust.works 24 points 1 month ago

She call me Mr. Boombastic

Sacabambaspis

[-] Wilco@lemm.ee 4 points 1 month ago

Wow. This is epic internet!

[-] nico198x@europe.pub 2 points 1 month ago
[-] cornshark@lemmy.world 19 points 1 month ago

How does it maneuver without any fins?

[-] Reddfugee42@lemmy.world 19 points 1 month ago

I often wonder that about your mom

[-] chuckleslord@lemmy.world 18 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Not well. That's why most of its ancestors have fins nowadays

[-] jorge@lemmygrad.ml 3 points 1 month ago

Don't you mean its descendants?

[-] drspawndisaster@sh.itjust.works 19 points 1 month ago

Prototype fish

[-] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 12 points 1 month ago

This fish foresaw that evolution would lead to celebrity news, Return To Office mandates, and oversized utes, and decided it was happy precisely where it was.

[-] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 month ago

Modern fish are often dark on top and light underneath to fool prey/predators but also often colorful. Why do they assume one evolutionary step over the other? That beautiful blimpie belly calls out for decoration!

[-] SoleInvictus@lemmy.blahaj.zone 16 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Functional changes in coloration are much "easier" (read: more likely) to develop through random mutation than functional changes to complex mechanical structures like bone structure or musculature. Given their predecessors were already under selective pressure by predation for millions of years prior, it's reasonable to assume they'd developed countershading (light bottom, dark top). Plus current agnathans are usually pretty dull.

Edit: oh geez, I misunderstood your message. It totally could have been a rainbow party blimp. That mostly depends on what their habitat was like.

[-] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 12 points 1 month ago

Thanks for editing not deleting because TIL!

[-] SoleInvictus@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 1 month ago

Of course! I'm a biologist, I try to use my powers for good.

[-] frenchfryenjoyer@lemmings.world 9 points 1 month ago

It has a South Park mouth

[-] dangling_cat@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)
[-] funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 month ago

me when the event

[-] slippyferret@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 1 month ago

Somethin’ like a fish.

[-] SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

"When we shine ze light on it..."

[-] stickyShift@midwest.social 2 points 1 month ago

Zeeky booky doog

[-] Illogicalbit@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Preschool teacher: draw a happy fish Preschool student:

[-] boreengreen@lemm.ee 3 points 1 month ago

Kinda looks like he is about to say "Out of cyan; replace ink cartridge."

[-] lorty@lemmygrad.ml 2 points 1 month ago

I don't know why but this creature is funny, scary and ridiculous all at once

[-] m3t00@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

proto whale has an emoji face

[-] drunkpostdisaster@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

I would love to take one from its natural environment and force it to live in a small aquarium.

[-] TacoButtPlug@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 month ago

Oh. We evolved from a googley eyed water hamhock.

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