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[-] AernaLingus@hexbear.net 17 points 10 months ago

Proof that ancient aliens visited our ancestors to give them advanced Brazilian butt lift technology

[-] Krem@hexbear.net 14 points 10 months ago

射 (shoot) also means blast loads btw, so it belongs on the top row with poop and pee and butt

[-] SovietBeerTruckOperator@hexbear.net 13 points 10 months ago

I once went to some cave with some ancient American Indian painting on it when I was in the Boy Scouts.

Some looked like dicks, and I joked with my Troop that I wonder if this "ancient sacred artifact sites" were actually just Paleo-Indian teenagers drawing dicks and asses on the cave walls while bored one night.

I think my theory still holds.

[-] AssortedBiscuits@hexbear.net 11 points 10 months ago
[-] Le_Wokisme@hexbear.net 11 points 10 months ago

not worth the massive L of having to memorize thousands of symbols to read anything worthwhile instead of maybe ~80, and we could get that number down too.

[-] SerLava@hexbear.net 11 points 10 months ago

I spent 7 years learning Japanese and 1 year learning Italian and I'm better at Spanish than Japanese. I have never taken Spanish.

[-] Le_Wokisme@hexbear.net 10 points 10 months ago

smh latin dialects acting like they're separate languages

[-] SerLava@hexbear.net 2 points 10 months ago

I swear every supposed major difference between words boils down to "here we only say how are you" and "here we only say salutations"

[-] Tomorrow_Farewell@hexbear.net 7 points 10 months ago

There is also the fact that it doesn't seem possible in such languages to have a good estimation for the pronunciation of newly-encountered 'words' (lexemes? I don't remember linguistics well enough to be precise and accurate here) without looking it up or asking about it.

[-] SamotsvetyVIA@hexbear.net 5 points 10 months ago

Learners are told to sound out new characters, because often enough they sound close enough to their components.

[-] Tomorrow_Farewell@hexbear.net 4 points 10 months ago

水 and 冰 do not sound similar at all in Putonghua, and the same goes for other characters that I have dealt with so far. Not sure how it can be otherwise, considering the initial-terminal rules for pronunciation in Putonghua.

[-] SamotsvetyVIA@hexbear.net 5 points 10 months ago

The advice is meant for the majority of phonetic-semantic characters, which is 80% of the language. It requires a good base, of course, so it'd be applied in middle-school level and up.

Your example is equivalent to saying you don't know how to pronounce "baa" because you know the letter "a" but not the "b". If you know 冫 then you know 冰.

[-] Tomorrow_Farewell@hexbear.net 3 points 10 months ago

Okay, so,what's the rule for picking the right components? Sounds like this is the case of 'baa' being pronounced like 'aa', so the knowledge of how to pronounce 'b' doesn't help, and even if you knew the pronunciation of 'aa', you would still need to make a guess.

[-] SamotsvetyVIA@hexbear.net 5 points 10 months ago

I was just looking at this rule: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Y%C7%92u_bi%C4%81n_d%C3%BA_bi%C4%81n

Usually you'd rely on educated guesswork like this - and in many cases the character isn't pronounced exactly the same because of drift (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chinese_character_classification#Sound_change), but Chinese isn't as precise as many people make it out to be: "When one encounters such a two-part character and does not know its exact pronunciation, one may take one of the parts as the phonetic indicator. For example, reading 詣 (pinyin: yì) as zhǐ because its "side" 旨 is pronounced as such. Some of this kind of "folk reading" have become acceptable over time – listed in dictionaries as alternative pronunciations, or simply become the common reading. For example, people read the character 町 ting in 西門町 (Ximending) as if it were 丁 ding".

[-] Tomorrow_Farewell@hexbear.net 3 points 10 months ago

Apologies, but do we agree that this is much less reliable and clear than what relevant languages (some more than others - Russian, for example, is much less ambiguous in this regard) have?

[-] Carl@hexbear.net 4 points 10 months ago

not worth the massive L of having to trawl through books to learn anything worthwhile when chatGPT can tell you what you want to know in ~80 words, and we could get that number down too

[-] mkkhan@lemmygrad.ml 11 points 10 months ago

The dance symbol predicted Thriller????

[-] happybadger@hexbear.net 8 points 10 months ago

Showering is when you pee and poo while riding on a butt.

[-] SerLava@hexbear.net 8 points 10 months ago

Oh my god 尸 is a human body (body as in corpse) bent over, 米 is rice, and 水 is water.

[-] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 6 points 10 months ago
[-] Damarcusart@hexbear.net 4 points 10 months ago

Ok, but why is the rainbow being held up by 2 ducks? Is that how rainbows used to work back in the day? I want my double duck rainbows back!

[-] darkmode@hexbear.net 3 points 10 months ago
[-] CliffordBigRedDog@hexbear.net 4 points 10 months ago
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