have to chalk my asshole to stop my cheeks from slipping
Nah, this is just one of those camera trick pictures. They're actually just lying down so it looks like they're about to fall off, see?
That documentary about Alex Honnold free soloing El Capitan was a giant hoax, actually. He just crawled a really long way on horizontal rock while his crew tilted the cameras.
Same thing with Edmund Hillary and Everest. People don't know this, but Nepal is actually one of the flattest countries in the world, they just tilt it sideways for the tourists.
Tower of pisa is actually a stroad
nah you can tell that's not the right way up because the text ends up wrong
Oh wait, it actually does kind of look like that. I was just trying to make a joke. 
How is jean she has cance
one fart and I'm dead
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one fart and I'm dead
1 fart and I'm dead
One sneeze and you're toast.
This picture makes my fingers tingle 
one tingle and I'm dead
No way. Even just looking at the picture is bringing out my intrusive thoughts lol.
This is one of my greatest fears
This is one of my greatest farts
That's why you have to face the other way - the toots keep you from falling
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Eating beanis has never been more deadly. 
Beware the 'friend' that asks you to eat beanis and go hiking
is an earthquake a planetary fart or a planetary cough?
Earthquakes are farts, volcanoes are poop
I was thinking a volcano would have to be a sneeze.
Poopin' happens in subduction zones where the crust pinches one off into the mantle.
Banned? DM Wmill to appeal.
No anti-nautilism posts. See: Eco-fascism Primer
Slop posts go in c/slop. Don't post low-hanging fruit here.
