Aaaw, it wants to dismember me.

It’s always creepy to see a photo from right before a person dies.

"Come oot here and I'll rip yer hed off!"

I spent several years working as security at a large warehouse building that had a retention pond just past the parking lot. Every year like clockwork they'd show up in early spring and nest right up against the building at the emergency exits. -It was our job to check these emergency exits at least twice per shift. Once it got late enough into the spring the facilities manager would register with the state and remove the eggs, but each year they'd come back, and we would have to wait over a month before the eggs could be removed and they'd stop attacking us. I hate these birds.

I will note, as stupid as people are saying these birds are I do recall at least one of them remembering me and/or my uniform to selectively charge at me in the parking lot as i was going to my car. The one I'm thinking of waddled right past multiple people that were closer just to come at me.