No chainsaw in the world can prevent you from chopping your leg off. Modern ones have a kickback bar, safety throttle, chain catcher, centrifugal clutch etc making it harder.

True, but some make it easier than others. In some cases, they default to foot shooting, you have to work to shoot elsewhere.

The new safety features all break down under stress and make the tool as safe as the 1996 piece as soon as you put them in a dangerous environment.

Also, both the new and the 1996 pieces have hidden explosives that were placed there by the new tooling used to build them. Nobody will tell you where they are, you should know that already. Don't hit them.

I loved when my IDE would warn me that my code wasn't deterministic unless I used c++11 or newer compilers because previous versions technically didn't define how it should work, so every compiler handled it differently.

And all the times I had to specify C++11 because it had features I needed, and suddenly it was a huge headache because the testing pipeline wasn't REALLY compatible, it just said it was, and then handed it off to manual review. Something I didn't know until 6 months after I started using it...

Apache Pig from the image filename.

Yes

No, it's a cyborg that has a fully human body with increasingly modern Robots growing out of his head like a AI generated matrioshka doll.

Lower robots have lost some vestigial body parts.

Also no.

Well OP did ask "is this accurate", so...