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Greatest achievement ever
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This belongs in your CV.
Yep I'd hire someone straight away
This is how my inferior toasts look like
- How it looks
- What it looks like
Ya gotta pick a lane, dude!
Nah, I got my non native speaker allowance with me officer
I’ve given up on this. Thank you for still having the energy to fight this fight.
This is how my upvote looks like.
Check a look at that person's toast
This is good toast, too.
Eh, if your toast looks like that, whip up some eggs, milk, a bit of vanilla extract, a bit of sugar, a bit of ground cinammon, and optionally a bit of salt...
Place that toast in your mix bowl for a few seconds, flip it over, few more seconds, then remove...
And now you have some excellent French toast.
The bits of slightly burned parts juat give it a more complex mouthfeel.
You.. toast it and then egg wash it, and then eat it without cooking the egg..?
I mean that sounds nasty af to me, but you do you :)
That's not a Toast, it's a Zwieback!
Honestly, that is an achievement. Don't play it down. I couldn't make such a toast.
What, no Jesus appeared? That's only a 7/10 tost.
I appreciate the sacrifice to show us this beautiful toast, knowing that to wait and take a photo would render it cold and therefore bad toast.
That would just render it cold toast. Less pristine, but absolutely not bad
I love a cold and somewhat soggy butter garlic bread toast. You may crucify me.
I've gotta be honest.. slightly cold toast that doesn't immediately absorb the butter is sort of right up my alley
What? How long does taking a photo take?
Since when has toast run on new car devaluation rates?
Results like this are much more achievable with fried slice. Might get fat tho.
God I love fried bread. Don't eat it cos it's about 4000 calories of pure fat but god it tastes good
Totally unrelatedly, excited to use my leftover no-knead brioche to make french toast tomorrow...
What is fried slice?
Literally just a fried slice of bread. You know how good the bread gets in a cheese toastie? All crisp and buttery? You can do that even if cheese isn't involved.
A peanut butter and strawberry conserve sandwich fried in butter is one of those delicacies you can only really eat a few times in your life without turning into an elephant, but it's worth the risk.
Fake news. That's sprayed tan. Can't deceive me!
They peaked. It's all downhill from here.
On sight of the immaculate toast, I would turn to stone as my animating vis acknowledges it has completed its purpose in this form and moves on.
downvote because it sucks
You're just jealous
On a scale of 1 to Chong, how high are you?
Cheech
Fuck that snitch.
So you're the next who needs the reminder that not everything is a meme...
Edit: Ahh, there are the downvotes I'm used to...
Imagine gatekeeping memes
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