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[-] SootySootySoot@hexbear.net 4 points 1 hour ago

NO KINGS (except for like, actual Kings, we love them)

[-] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 10 points 7 hours ago

Small domino: letting cops show up at Pride

Big domino: whatever this fucking naive bullshit is right here

[-] Chapo_is_Red@hexbear.net 23 points 8 hours ago

Bourgeois won't even complete the bourgeois revolution

gui

[-] SkingradGuard@hexbear.net 12 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago)

It's actually really funny how offended many libs on the internet were (especially chud variety) of the Paris Olympics opening. These mfs hate their own revolutions, it's sad

[-] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 11 points 6 hours ago

They've been completely housebroken to see revolution as "excessive" and a sign of a broken system and since liberalism is the last and final system forever and ever clearly the system can't be wrong so any revolution is an overreaction and probably could have been avoided if the revolutionaries had tried to join the system and reform it from within.

[-] gaja@lemm.ee 5 points 6 hours ago

This is corny as fuck and reeks of AI.

[-] BodyBySisyphus@hexbear.net 22 points 9 hours ago

MFW I want to be a freedom loving American but I'm also a sexpat living in Bangkok.

peterson-pain

[-] adultswim_antifa@hexbear.net 37 points 11 hours ago

The english royal family are like the biggest landlord in the world. No wonder democrats don't want to offend them.

[-] ANarcoSnowPlow@hexbear.net 9 points 7 hours ago

Somehow the British boots are even more bland.

[-] WoodScientist@hexbear.net 45 points 13 hours ago

I think the US should pass a new Constitutional amendment. We should make it a capital offense for any monarch, noble, or anyone with any hereditary title of nobility of any kind to set foot on US soil. We'll happily still trade and have diplomatic relationships with countries infested with monarchs, but if any monarch dares to set foot on US soil? Instant beheading.

I don't care if someone is a complete absolute monarch or an entirely ceremonial constitutional one. Monarchs are disgusting abominations in all their forms. The idea that someone would claim power, simply by right of birth? There is nothing more antithetical to the core American ideal that "all men are created equal."

Constitutional monarchs are just as disgusting. You ever wonder what these clowns are actually doing? They're like vultures. Think of vultures like Europe's existing constitutional monarchs. They reign in what are supposed to be democracies, in purely ceremonial roles. What they're really doing is sitting like vultures on the sidelines, just waiting for democracy to stumble. You cannot tell me that deep in their heart, every constitutional monarch doesn't, in their heart of hearts, envy the power their ancestors had and dream of having it again. That's why they don't simply abdicate to go live lives of private luxury. They're just biding their time. Waiting until some crisis of confidence, some national instability, some political calamity. They're like mincing predators, sitting around waiting for democracy to trip. And at that moment when confidence in free elections is at its lowest point? They'll sweep in and attempt a full royal restoration.

Monarchs think in centuries. Most democracies have only been around for a few generations. The constitutional monarchs remember the power they once had, and they desperately want it back.

The only good royal is a dead one. The French and the Soviets had the right idea on how to deal with kings. Every monarch should have the choice of either giving up their crown or giving up their head. Being a king or monarch of any kind is crime against humanity. Hell, we should treat Disney princess movies like we would ISIS propaganda - pro-royalist trash hellbent on the royalist indoctrination of young children.

Make it a capital offense to be a monarch on US soil. Any monarchs that dares sit foot in this land of liberty should immediately have their head removed from their shoulders.

We may not live up to that name "the land of liberty" very well. But at the very least we should be able to keep a bunch of kings from coming in fouling up the place with their stink.

[-] Chapo_is_Red@hexbear.net 18 points 8 hours ago

French and the Soviets had the right idea on how to deal with kings.

what if we just made 'em get jobs?

mao-wave

[-] FunkyStuff@hexbear.net 38 points 13 hours ago

There is nothing more antithetical to the core American ideal that "all men are created equal."

Well, that and Black people having rights.

[-] Lyudmila@hexbear.net 69 points 14 hours ago

They can't even accidentally say something correct.

[-] SacredExcrement@hexbear.net 19 points 12 hours ago

We're reaching levels of weak-kneedness previously unseen

[-] prole@hexbear.net 65 points 14 hours ago

so concerned about insulting a monarch that you insult clowns instead smh my head

[-] WhatDoYouMeanPodcast@hexbear.net 24 points 12 hours ago

No clown ever sent a soldier after me.

[-] Ram_The_Manparts@hexbear.net 19 points 11 hours ago

No clown ever called me a tankie

[-] FunkyStuff@hexbear.net 46 points 14 hours ago
[-] Speaker@hexbear.net 10 points 9 hours ago

ROC (Republic of Clowns)

[-] rhubarb@hexbear.net 38 points 14 hours ago

The Juggalos have infiltrated the Democratic Party and are arranging crypto Gatherings

[-] OldSoulHippie@hexbear.net 13 points 11 hours ago

Juggalos aren't polite enough. They have too hard of stances on things like "fuck your rebel flag". The DNC would have to tone it down a whole lot

[-] BeamBrain@hexbear.net 17 points 13 hours ago
[-] came_apart_at_Kmart@hexbear.net 13 points 12 hours ago

Ice Town Costs Ice Clown His Town Crown

[-] TheOtherwise@hexbear.net 11 points 13 hours ago

anyone have a link to the original?

this post was submitted on 16 Jun 2025
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