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Deadly Sins Rule (sopuli.xyz)
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[-] Atlusb@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

Its penis greed that got me thinking. It would be having a lot of penis andn it sharing it with anyone. Hording all your large penis reserves with no regard for all those in need of even a bit of penis.

[-] DScratch@sh.itjust.works 71 points 1 month ago

Lust ✅

Gluttony ✅

Wrath ✅

Pride ✅

Sloth ✅

Greed ✅

Yeah, checks out.

[-] the_q@lemmy.zip 60 points 1 month ago

Fullmetal Penis Brotherhood

[-] kubica@fedia.io 12 points 1 month ago

There must be interesting opinions about what would be equivalent exchange.

[-] SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

Taking turns topping, obviously.

[-] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 2 points 4 weeks ago

Bottom surgery

[-] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 2 points 1 month ago

That's just metalhead bros.

[-] AppleTea@lemmy.zip 12 points 1 month ago

i'm gonna need you to define what it is to be penis sloth

[-] Kowowow@lemmy.ca 22 points 1 month ago

Erectile disfunction?

[-] Manifish_Destiny@lemmy.world 20 points 1 month ago

A pissing in bottles because you're too lazy to leave your chair.

[-] AppleTea@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 month ago

yes, yes this is penis sloth

[-] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 3 points 1 month ago

Penis sloth: specialised tendons that lock into place give them the power to hang on for long periods of time without wasting any energy, even while sleeping.

[-] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 4 points 1 month ago

Wrath: that's just pp bdsm.

[-] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Or certain transphobic acts of violence.

[-] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 2 points 1 month ago

Of which a lot fall under the penis lust too.

[-] Kowowow@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

In this case what makes lust, gluttony and greed different?

[-] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 12 points 1 month ago

Gluttony: I desire all the penises and will waste them garishly on myself in excess in all sorts of ways.

Greed: I must own and control all the penises.

Lust: I desire penises above all else and want them to fuck me specifically.

[-] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 3 points 1 month ago

Greed: penis hoarder.

[-] Mk23simp@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 1 month ago

Where can I find someone with penis greed?

[-] DScratch@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 month ago

My friends know about this account, so I’ve said too much already.

[-] currycourier@lemmy.world 1 points 4 weeks ago

Tbh you can reframe all of them as just different flavors of greed

[-] essell@lemmy.world 52 points 1 month ago

Definitely met some folk with penis gluttony

[-] AngryishHumanoid@lemmy.world 21 points 1 month ago

Where, out of curiosity? Asking for a friend. My friend is a penis.

[-] essell@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago
[-] AngryishHumanoid@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

I'm a very friendly person for an average of 3 to 4 minutes.

[-] RizzoTheSmall@lemm.ee 8 points 1 month ago

Just going to town on them like the cookie monster

[-] Scott_of_the_Arctic@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago

If anyone is experiencing penis gluttony,, hit me up.

[-] Aggravationstation@feddit.uk 9 points 1 month ago

Penis sloth

[-] TwoBeeSan@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

I have penis apathy.

Any penis gluttons who need an extra lmk

And I immediately think “the mushroom strain?”

[-] I_am_10_squirrels@beehaw.org 3 points 1 month ago

Penis gluttony

[-] friendly_ghost@beehaw.org 2 points 1 month ago

Penis... avarice?

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