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[-] whimsy@lemmy.zip 7 points 3 weeks ago

Thank you for ruining broccoli

[-] unphazed@lemmy.world 5 points 3 weeks ago

Cut it all into cubes, steam everything or fry it. Eat. Leaves, too if you grew it yourself. Just eat it. It'll give you the farts but it's all delicious.

[-] zarniwoop@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 3 weeks ago

When I was a kid I’d just pluck the pubes off the broccoli and eat only those but as I got older I’ve learned to enjoy the whole shaft plus the pubes. Especially when they’ve had some heat and are black.

There ya go! The answer you didn’t want but got anyway.

[-] IndiBrony@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago

Confirmed: zarniwoop loves to shove warm black ones in their mouth all the way to the pubes.

Heh.

[-] finitebanjo@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

The stalk is mean to be cooked. The stems and florets are best rinsed, raw, and with a side of buttermilk ranch.

[-] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago

Now I don’t like any of it.

[-] SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 3 weeks ago

Well most are pro pubes. The shaft has unrealised potential

[-] EpeeGnome@feddit.online 1 points 3 weeks ago

People think the stem is too tough, but it just needs to be cooked right. The trick is to start cooking the stem pieces first, then when they just start to be cooked, add the florets. Exact timing depends on the cooking method, but if done right all of it will be tender and tasty.

[-] vrojak@feddit.org 1 points 3 weeks ago

I just eat the shaft raw as a crunchy snack while the pubes are cooking. It's great when dipped in some soy sauce.

[-] PyroNeurosis@lemmy.blahaj.zone 0 points 3 weeks ago

Thos're called florets. And they're delicious!

[-] peteypete420@sh.itjust.works 0 points 3 weeks ago

Was shaft the correct term?

[-] PyroNeurosis@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 3 weeks ago

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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