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[-] Ram_The_Manparts@hexbear.net 72 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Lenin was a short king and got shit done without having to resort to this sort of buffoonery

Which way western man

[-] Cummunism@hexbear.net 50 points 1 year ago

how the fuck did they not at least stuff the toes with paper towels or somethng? its so fuckin funny.

[-] TankieTanuki@hexbear.net 44 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

The floppy toes look like 🤡 shoes.

[-] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 32 points 1 year ago

Imagine giving a single shit about this clowns little tosies

[-] h3doublehockeysticks@hexbear.net 83 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Imagine not finding it funny that a fascist is trying to win the presidency by putting on stripper heeled clown shoes with a campaign focused on how evil drag is.

[-] MF_COOM@hexbear.net 74 points 1 year ago

Leftism is when nothing is funny

[-] the_itsb@hexbear.net 36 points 1 year ago

you can pry my jokes out of my cold, dead neurons

[-] viva_la_juche@hexbear.net 34 points 1 year ago

I sleep in a T34 and so on

[-] Drewfro66@lemmygrad.ml 52 points 1 year ago

Hello. I would like you to know that I downvoted your comment from a federated instance that allows downvotes

[-] TankieTanuki@hexbear.net 43 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

It's 3 AM and your children are asleep. Who do you want running the nuclear football down the forty-yard line: A sanctimonious fraud on his tippy toes? Or a thick-blooded American who aced all his standing lessons?trump-dapper

[-] TaintPuncher@lemmy.ml 43 points 1 year ago

American presidential benchmark: Can they stand up?

[-] ProfessorAdonisCnut@hexbear.net 35 points 1 year ago

He stands fine, it's hard to see it when the photoshop out the back half of the centaur

[-] TankieTanuki@hexbear.net 22 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Is that photo genuine? Incredible.

Edit: Here's what it looks like leveled.

Does that make a difference? fry

[-] Sandinband@hexbear.net 28 points 1 year ago

He's wearing lifts, rat boy pete did the same

[-] aaaaaaadjsf@hexbear.net 9 points 1 year ago
  • every presidential candidate. Appearing taller on stage makes you appear more authoritative in American politics apparently. There's that famous picture of Trump having the worst posture possible to compensate for the lifts in his shoes.
[-] Elon_Musk@hexbear.net 18 points 1 year ago

The photo on the right looks like he's wearing fucking clown shoes. Anyone have it without the drawing?

[-] Edgarallenpwn@midwest.social 7 points 1 year ago

I'm getting a no - low budget indie wrestling promo boots vine

[-] aaaaaaadjsf@hexbear.net 9 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

All the presidential candidates have lifts in their shoes. It's just part of the game. Americans have somehow got it in their minds that taller = better

[-] GarbageShoot@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago

Pic 2 is OOP not understanding what being shiny is

[-] viva_la_juche@hexbear.net 24 points 1 year ago

I thought it was less about the shine and that there was a weird crease high up in that area but it’s hard to know with the quality of the photo lol

[-] Cysioland@lemmygrad.ml 7 points 1 year ago

Dude's just a Florida Man

[-] Philosoraptor@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago

With a slightly different set of historical contingencies, we could have ended up living in a world where formal attire demanded really ridiculously large heels on all people's shoes, and been able to watch high-powered businessmen prance around on Formal Stilts.

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