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[-] jeena@piefed.jeena.net 52 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

As a new born I guess:

  1. Find my moms breast
  2. Drink milk
  3. Sleep
  4. Pee and poop
  5. GOTO 1

I suppose next would be die because of the infant mortality rate

[-] joelfromaus@aussie.zone 3 points 4 weeks ago

Tits, self relief and death? That’s one more thing than I’m guaranteed at the moment, where do I sign up?

[-] prex@aussie.zone 14 points 1 month ago
[-] supersquirrel@sopuli.xyz 18 points 1 month ago

Obvious first question, are we friends with dogs yet?

[-] A_Union_of_Kobolds@lemmy.world 19 points 1 month ago
[-] supersquirrel@sopuli.xyz 21 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

ok I am gonna get in on that shit wayyy ahead of the curve/maybe probably be eaten by dire wolves

[-] CII_RX@lemm.ee 7 points 1 month ago
[-] supersquirrel@sopuli.xyz 8 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Horse 2

Now has integrated saddle

[-] CII_RX@lemm.ee 5 points 1 month ago

A human can ride horse 1 without a saddle.

[-] supersquirrel@sopuli.xyz 6 points 1 month ago

saddle is dlc on horse 1 tho lol you can't even find horse 1 saddle in dungeon chests

[-] CII_RX@lemm.ee 3 points 1 month ago

Saddle can be found in Barns and the like. You're just not looking in the right chests. Of course you're not going to find one if you're looking in a dungeon chest!

[-] supersquirrel@sopuli.xyz 2 points 1 month ago

bro are these all fake images then!?

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[-] Uff@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

With benefits. One drought and they're a kebab.

Enjoy the fact that capitalism won't exist for another couple hundred millenia

[-] Nemo@slrpnk.net 14 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Feudalism was worse, and despotism was even worse than that.

[-] ragingHungryPanda@lemmy.zip 17 points 1 month ago

We got like 220k years to spare. We're good.

[-] PM_ME_VINTAGE_30S@lemmy.sdf.org 13 points 1 month ago

Cry, poop, or do other newborn stuff. But what else do babies actually do? 😆

[-] potatoguy@potato-guy.space 11 points 1 month ago

Survive, get that weird fruit and have sex.

And to go to "there", it seems nice "there", why shouldn't we go "there"? It doesn't have other people "there".

[-] potatoguy@potato-guy.space 7 points 1 month ago

People long ago are not that different from us, like people from the middle ages, they acted like us now because they ARE like us now.

[-] GreyEyedGhost@lemmy.ca 9 points 1 month ago

There's no real evidence that people are smarter today than they were 5000 years or so ago. We just have more knowledge/technology.

[-] capuccino@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago

do some weird ass draws on walls stuff

[-] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Look around for some andesite, granite, or flint, and copper. Use those to make tools. Instantly get promoted to the top of the human monkey group because I "know magic" of fire and stone. I'm an apprentice smith.

Probably spend the rest of my life making one of those Roman 12 sided smithing test things that historians can't figure out what it is.

[-] DeadMartyr@lemmy.zip 8 points 1 month ago

Not sure how accurate my memory of the modern world map would be for that far back but depending on "where I spawned in" I would try and migrate to like ideal farmland or somewhere I know is good to build up.

If I was near Iberia I'd probably try for Cordoba.... Western America, I'd go for San Francisco or anywhere near Lake Tulare... I'm sure there's more than I am remembering right now.

I wouldn't have to worry about organized religion having immense crusades and could carve out a little kingdom.

Try to make a modest "fortress" out of ashlar blocks or anything I can make primitively. Try to find a way to record as much "hints" towards technological progress for my descendants to follow.

Fertilizer, Germs, Animal Husbandry, Public Works (Dams), Canning, Gunpowder (not idea of gun just explosives, but they'll probably weaponize it), steam power, oil, electricity, refrigeratation, concept of computers.

It'll probably just have to be drawings but if I can find a cool gal and learn her language enough to roll with it then it'll just have to be that, No point in writing it in English.

If I can actually get to the point of building a steam/wobbler engine that would probably be my life goal.

Throw in ancient technologies that are cool like Yakchals(?) and what not to actually survive to that point.

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[-] deadcatbounce@reddthat.com 7 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I'm not sure that you meant born because everyone is taking it too literally and it doesn't help make a decent question.

Document everything I can think of for future people and put it in a place that someone will find out but is not that open to be degradation.

I know how impossible this sounds.

[-] howrar@lemmy.ca 7 points 4 weeks ago

Vaguely remember that fire can be made by rubbing two sticks together.

Try to make fire.

Fail.

Get kicked out of tribe for wasting time with sticks instead of helping with the hunt.

[-] aislopmukbang@sh.itjust.works 7 points 4 weeks ago

Develop whatever language exists, find methods of timekeeping and recording history. I vaguely remember something about the first humans getting eaten a lot so maybe my priorities are in the wrong place

[-] Captain_Baka@feddit.org 7 points 1 month ago

confused unga bunga

[-] FriendOfDeSoto@startrek.website 7 points 1 month ago
[-] peteyestee@feddit.org 4 points 1 month ago

Cool because I was going to say murder the inventer of the wheel and steel the idea.

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[-] Tronn4@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago
[-] RebekahWSD@lemmy.world 5 points 4 weeks ago

Born back then so no idea of the future probably? Fire was invented like a million years before or around that, so I'm probably cooking food. I like cooking the food. Dying during childbirth??

[-] FollyDolly@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago

Probably also my fate. Cooking the food, dying during childbirth. Would be blissfully unaware of what a stock market is. Upsides, downsides.

[-] folaht@lemmy.ml 5 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago)

Go to very deep cave. Then write down "资本主义每一次都会导致法西斯主义"

[-] lb_o@lemmy.world 5 points 4 weeks ago

Main question is do I have modern knowledge or not?

If yes - then apply everything I know from primitive technology and education. Will try to reach some level of progress, probably will be able to get to steam machines and telegraph in one lifetime.

If no - then will be just strolling with everyone and enjoying nature as usual.

[-] zorblitz@mander.xyz 5 points 4 weeks ago

How? You'd need metallurgy for that

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[-] Maeve@kbin.earth 4 points 1 month ago

Food, water, shelter, sleep?

[-] peteyestee@feddit.org 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

End the human race before it gets out of hand. Like humans do animals animals or non-western people. today.

[-] Uff@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

You couldn't because.. and this is just a guess here.. there were so few humans that you wouldn't meet anyone outside of family

[-] peteyestee@feddit.org 3 points 1 month ago
[-] freagle@lemmygrad.ml 4 points 1 month ago

Punch a tree until it falls. Make an axe out of wood. Use it to chop more trees down. Find shelter for the night. Build a crafting table. Wait until sunrise. Run around until I find sheep. Kill them for wool. Make a bed.

[-] reallykindasorta@slrpnk.net 3 points 1 month ago

Find a nice waterfall and build a hut by it

[-] NONE_dc@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Go with the gatherers, fuck the hunters, it better be someone else who ends up eaten by Saber-Toothed Tigers.

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