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[-] BobDole@hexbear.net 51 points 6 days ago
[-] mortemtyrannis@lemmy.ml 18 points 6 days ago

Where’s the gabbagool?!

[-] atyaz@hexbear.net 44 points 6 days ago

There's so much hate in those replies I don't fully get it. It's not like Columbus was American. Why are they so upset? They sound like someone just spat in their face. I get chuds having a reaction like this to insulting Washington or one of their other favorite slavers but I didn't think fucking Columbus was this important to them. I might be overthinking this.

[-] VILenin@hexbear.net 37 points 6 days ago

Columbus is basically Jesus to Amerikkkan “Italians”

[-] Flyberius@hexbear.net 25 points 6 days ago

He discovered America, that's what he did. He was a brave Italian explorer. And in this Lemmy instance, Christopher Columbus is a hero. End of story.

[-] Meltyheartlove@hexbear.net 18 points 6 days ago

There was whole sopranos episode over columbus day

[-] hello_hello@hexbear.net 21 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

And as always, the writers making fun of people who support columbus (dumbshit american italians vs. native italians like furio who hate columbus and northern italy) goes over chuds heads.

The Sopranos is the Simpsons but with deadbeat italian-american men, I don't get how people see it as a crime drama or some anti-woke manosphere crap.

[-] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 30 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

it's a reaction to people broadly coming to realize that columbus was a disgusting genocidaire even by the standards of his own time, who rightly deserves to be reviled

so now chuds love him because it triggers the libs

[-] Rom@hexbear.net 31 points 6 days ago

I don't think most chuds know anything about Columbus besides "he discovered America" (which he didn't, indigenous people had been there for millennia).

[-] BoxedFenders@hexbear.net 20 points 6 days ago

Wasn't even the first cracker to do it either.

[-] Red_Sunshine_Over_Florida@hexbear.net 43 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

He should just double down and go with the Lori Lightfoot approach. That's the best way to handle obnoxious Italian-Americans.

[-] iie@hexbear.net 33 points 6 days ago

For anyone wondering:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lori_Lightfoot#Christopher_Columbus_statue

spoiler

In July 2020, Lightfoot directed that a statue of Christopher Columbus be removed from Grant Park. After the murder of George Floyd, protesters had attempted to knock over the statue and had engaged in a violent confrontation with police.

In March 2022, attorney George Smyrniotis sued Lightfoot for defamation. The lawsuit claimed that Italian-Americans were unhappy with the removal of the Columbus statue, and that a tentative deal had been struck to assuage their concerns by allowing the statue to be displayed in an annual Columbus Day parade. According to Smyrniotis, Lightfoot—angry over the proposal regarding the display of the statue—suggested during a Zoom call that she would revoke the parade permit if the statue were to be displayed. Smyrniotis added that Lightfoot had questioned his competence, berated him and others with obscenities, and asserted that she had "'the biggest d*** in Chicago'". For her part, Lightfoot contended that the lawsuit's "'deeply offensive and ridiculous claims'" were "'wholly lacking in merit'".

[-] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 17 points 6 days ago

fucking legend lmao

[-] Flyberius@hexbear.net 14 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

Her and her massive dick sound awesome

[-] ElChapoDeChapo@hexbear.net 32 points 6 days ago

My one and only compromise with Italians on this is that they can have a statue of Columbo instead, that's it

What if we make it a statue of St. Columba, that way we make the Irish happy too.

[-] ComradeSpahija@hexbear.net 9 points 6 days ago

This prison of steel cannot hold Columbo for very long

[-] mayakovsky@hexbear.net 37 points 6 days ago
[-] AernaLingus@hexbear.net 30 points 6 days ago
[-] Evil_Shrubbery@lemmy.zip 14 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

Just repurpose the sign into something useful.

Cumbus departure times:
- 14:51
- 15:06

[-] iie@hexbear.net 15 points 6 days ago

How are old tweets "unearthed"? I'm not on twitter and don't know how it works

[-] Awoo@hexbear.net 19 points 6 days ago

Mostly by scrolling lol

[-] Blakey@hexbear.net 14 points 6 days ago

Bunch of whiny pissbabies

[-] Chana@hexbear.net 13 points 6 days ago

And with that, he lost the anti-italian-action vote

[-] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 13 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

Mohran Mamdummi

Found in the comments lmao

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