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(sorry for the Daily Mail link).

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[-] Chainweasel@lemmy.world 24 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

If he stole all of the right shoes, that means everything's left.
And if everything's left, did he take anything?

[-] jewbacca117@lemmy.world 13 points 2 weeks ago

He seems like an all right guy

[-] tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 6 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

There's plenty left: all the wrong ones.

Seems pretty sinister of him...

[-] ThePantser@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 weeks ago

If the shoe don't fit you must acquit.

[-] Postingllamas@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

You looking for a job as his attorney?

[-] Fuck_u_spez_@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 weeks ago

Prosecutors hate this one weird trick!

[-] W3dd1e@lemmy.zip 1 points 2 weeks ago

(☞゚ヮ゚)☞

[-] Monument@lemmy.sdf.org 9 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)
[-] TheImpressiveX@lemmy.today 9 points 2 weeks ago
[-] MegaUltraChicken@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago

To be fair, stealing all the right sided shoes from a shoe store just to irritate Barry Allen is absolutely something Thawne would come up with.

[-] bradorsomething@ttrpg.network 2 points 2 weeks ago

This sounds like leftist propaganda.

[-] Jailbrick3d@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

also could be the plot of a Phineas and Ferb episode.

BEHOLD, MY RIGHT FOOT SHOE STEAL INATOR

[-] Redacted@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago

Bet the store owner was hopping mad.

[-] Illogicalbit@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

There must be something wrong with this man’s sole.

[-] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 0 points 2 weeks ago

That joke was already made in the article.

[-] Redacted@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

I didn't read it as it's the Daily Heil.

[-] slaacaa@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

He’s all right, I guess

[-] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 weeks ago

In B4 someone blames the Left

[-] Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 weeks ago

He seems all right to me.

[-] MummifiedClient5000@feddit.dk 2 points 2 weeks ago

I wish that I could say that it isn't right, but.....

[-] boydster@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

In fact, it seems it was all right

[-] RotatingParts@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 weeks ago

All that was left was left.

[-] ThePantser@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 weeks ago

If you only take what is right then you will never be wrong.

[-] modus@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

Probably gonna sell them on onefoottwoshoes.com

[-] DirigibleProtein@aussie.zone 1 points 2 weeks ago

If it’s wrong to take the right shoes, then would it be it right to take the left shoes?

[-] x00z@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

It would be right to take the wrong shoes.

[-] BubblyRomeo@kbin.earth 1 points 2 weeks ago

He's too far into the far-right spectrum!

[-] mrfriki@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

A righteous man, I see.

[-] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 0 points 2 weeks ago

….why? Was it just the display shoe or something?

[-] argh_another_username@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 weeks ago

There’s an old myth about a shipment of playing cards. The guy buys a whole container of playing cards, but removes the same card from all packs. The shipment is confiscated and later sold for almost nothing because the packs are all incomplete. He then buys the shipment and restores the packs. All this was cheaper than paying import duties.

Maybe this guy is playing a long game.

[-] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space -2 points 2 weeks ago

There was an old wacky-crooks story about a one-legged man who kept getting arrested stealing display shoes from shops when they matched his remaining leg.

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