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[-] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 98 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

>character’s named Halo
>never utters a greeting

[-] airbreather@lemmy.world 66 points 3 days ago

no that's "Invisible". "Invincible" means it can't be divided

[-] Tommelot@lemmy.world 51 points 3 days ago

No, that's 'indivisible". "Invisible" means more than anyone could count.

[-] KindnessIsPunk@lemmy.ca 45 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

No that's "infinite", "Invincible" means something you're unable to defend.

[-] Honytawk@feddit.nl 38 points 3 days ago

No that's "indefensible", "invincible" means they are being held in custody or under arrest.

[-] Linearity@infosec.pub 33 points 3 days ago

No that’s “incarcerated”, “invincible” means something that is bound to happen.

[-] itslilith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 25 points 3 days ago

No, that's "inevitable", "invincible" means something that's not permitted

[-] Desso@lemmy.world 21 points 3 days ago

No, that's "inevitable". "Invincible" means to not be qualified for something.

[-] rtxn@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

No, that's "incompetent". "Invincible" means not having the means to pay for legal representation.

[-] brotundspiele@sh.itjust.works 11 points 3 days ago

No, that's "indiot". "Invincible" means to not be eccentric and weird.

[-] Godric@lemmy.world 6 points 3 days ago
[-] shrugs@lemmy.world 6 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

You messed up... and then everyone after you messed up too

No that's "infinite", "indivisible" means something you're unable to defend.

FTFY

[-] rockerface@lemmy.cafe 79 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

>Game's called Dark Souls
>All souls are white

[-] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 14 points 3 days ago

He's also proven to be very vincible.

[-] beastlykings@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

What you are about to hear are true stories

(Real experiences)

Autobiographical raps

Things that happened to us, all true

Bring the rhyme

[-] KindnessIsPunk@lemmy.ca 19 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

If Arthas' horse is named Invincible, why can we see it? Circa 2015

[-] Godric@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago

Bro the difference between the books and the show is insane, I haven't seen the Litch King once, and they made his horse some teenager. Wtf.

[-] NaibofTabr@infosec.pub 26 points 3 days ago

See? Invincible. I can't be vinced.

[-] jewbies@lemmynsfw.com 13 points 3 days ago

I thought it was indivisible, there's clearly only one of them.

[-] Opisek@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago

As long as there's a prime number of them they are indivisible. We can argue about the solo case.

[-] Sonotsugipaa@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 3 days ago

What did Han do this time?

[-] Opisek@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago

He's just not in his prime anymore.

[-] psycho_driver@lemmy.world 8 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Fuck me. It took me like seven seconds to get this, and I'm jacked on caffeine already. Bring on the dementia meds.

[-] jaybone@lemmy.zip 12 points 3 days ago

Let’s talk about Wonderwoman’s jet.

[-] Honytawk@feddit.nl 7 points 3 days ago

Isn't that the one that is impossible to break?

[-] psycho_driver@lemmy.world 1 points 3 days ago

No its the one she's required to pilot nude.

[-] Klear@lemmy.world 6 points 3 days ago

What about it? I never saw it lose a fight.

[-] axEl7fB5@lemmy.cafe 8 points 3 days ago

Technically the truth

[-] davidgro@lemmy.world 7 points 3 days ago

Well yeah, he's not John Cena.

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