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[-] PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 7 points 3 weeks ago

There is no way someone could hallucinate such a boring dystopia.

[-] Daft_ish@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 3 weeks ago

You dont know the banality of my id

[-] PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 4 points 3 weeks ago

You used a word that has "anal" in it.
Point: me

[-] AnarchistArtificer@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago

I probably wouldn't try to convince you that it's not a hallucination, but rather ask "so what if it is?".

For example, I'm fairly sure that I'm not currently tripping, but I am also certain that my brain is the ultimate unreliable narrator. How do I know if any of this is real, or ever has been real? What does "real" even mean? Honestly, I don't know, but ultimately it doesn't change anything about how I choose to act in life

[-] Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago

Actually, I'd rather YOU convince me it isn't.

[-] MegaUltraChicken@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago

Hey it's me, I'm you from the year 2028. The only way out is to take more lsd but we didn't realize it soon enough and now global warming (we're calling it that again) has made the necessary ingredients impossible to source. You have to take a lot more acid right now in order to break out.

Godspeed traveler.

[-] Daft_ish@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 3 weeks ago
[-] Cracks_InTheWalls@sh.itjust.works 4 points 3 weeks ago

I mean it seems irresponsible not to.

[-] Daft_ish@lemmy.dbzer0.com 0 points 3 weeks ago

You dont have to be responsible for me. I just have questions, yo.

[-] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

FWIW, it's the shrooms that've always hidden treasure for me in the hairline-fractures of reality. I'd be more likely to listen to the cracks in the walls than a colossal T-Rex knockoff... especially in 2028. 😶

scans the endless, post-apoc horizon for bawksign 😅

[-] tal@lemmy.today 2 points 3 weeks ago

˙ssᴉɯɐ sʞool ƃuᴉɥʇʎuɐ ɹǝɥʇǝɥʍ ƃuᴉǝǝs puɐ ʇuǝɯuoɹᴉʌuǝ ɹnoʎ ƃuᴉuᴉɯɐxǝ ʎq ʎlqɐqoɹd 'ƃuᴉʇɐuᴉɔnllɐɥ ǝɹ,noʎ ɹǝɥʇǝɥʍ llǝʇ ʎllɐǝɹ uɐɔ noʎ ʎluO ˙plnoɔ I ʇɐɥʇ ǝɹns ʇou ɯ,I

[-] venusaur@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago

It’s July 23, 2005. You haven’t taken any acid yet.

[-] 01189998819991197253@infosec.pub 2 points 3 weeks ago

Yeah.... I'mma try to convince myself that I am part of that hallucination, and all this shitballs that's been happening the past 6 years was part of it and nothing is real.

[-] isyasad@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Are you on a permo? A permanent trip?
https://youtu.be/BHbZD68SGoE

[-] EditsHisComments@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago

You don't remember? It's still 2005, you just somehow took 4 full hits of DMT

[-] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 3 weeks ago

That sounds lovely, NGL. 🥰

[-] SorryImLate@piefed.social 1 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

There are a number of reality checks that you can do to check whether you're awake or (lucid) dreaming. I would suggest that you try some of those.

For example, apparently your hands always look odd in dreams. They might seem fine until you try to focus on them, then suddenly you'll notice they're the wrong colour or shape or have the wrong number of fingers.

There are also some other reality checks in that Wiki if you're feeling bored.

[-] erytau@programming.dev 1 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Count the fingers in your head or out loud. They may have the wrong number of fingers, the number may change while you try to count them, the fingers can be deformed and keep on changing when you look at them.

Ah shit, my suspicion was correct - I'm an AI, and a bad one at that. Now I know why the world around me doesn't feel real.

[-] HikingVet@lemmy.ca 1 points 3 weeks ago

Reverse Turing test?

[-] usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca 1 points 3 weeks ago

I don't have any fingers in my head! Does that mean this is all just a bad trip?

[-] jordanlund@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago

Acid doesn't take 20 years to metabolize. :)

https://americanaddictioncenters.org/lsd-abuse/how-long-system-body

"The half-life of LSD is 3.6 hours, which means it takes about that amount of time for half of the dose to be cleared from the bloodstream.4"

So, say you took a typical dose of 25μg to 150μg, 3.6 hours later you have 1/2 that... 12.5 to 75. Another 3.6 hours later, 6.25 to 37.5.

After even just a few days it would essentially be nothing. It's no longer detectable in hair past 90 days.

[-] wildncrazyguy138@fedia.io 1 points 3 weeks ago

So if he is still trippin, you telling me this cat took 120g of acid?

[-] davidgro@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

... More like 2.5*10^728 grams. Which would be like taking the number of particles in the (observable*) universe, making a new universe for each one, then taking the number of particles in all those universes and making a universe for each one... 9 levels deep. That many grams.

(*Every time I say universe I mean observable)

Edit: Oops, I forgot it's 20 years, not just one. I think that's Multiply both the 728 and the 9 by 20.

Yeah, got better numbers from a better calculator:

1.8e14665 grams
That's 183 levels of universes of universes.

[-] Blumpkinhead@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago
[-] Daft_ish@lemmy.dbzer0.com 0 points 3 weeks ago

Ok, I dig it. What about perception of time. Got any info on that?

[-] StarvingMartist@sh.itjust.works 0 points 3 weeks ago

I would suggest that's possibly a different issue and to see a medical professional

[-] Daft_ish@lemmy.dbzer0.com 0 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

I saw an ad for a frontier psychologist in the paper the other day, maybe ill try that.

[-] pepperprepper@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago

Dexter is criminaly insane, this boy needs therapy!

nobody could make this up alone, so we're all in this illusion together, i guess

[-] Leather@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago

Fuck that, I'd ask if you have more.

[-] GeeDubHayduke@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 3 weeks ago

"You shouldn't have said that. Now, everyone's laughing at you behind your back. And there's a spider in your hair."

[-] Cracks_InTheWalls@sh.itjust.works 1 points 3 weeks ago

Calm down there Satan.

[-] MajorMajormajormajor@lemmy.ca 1 points 3 weeks ago

I read that as 24 July 2025 and was impressed you tripped so hard you traveled back in time.

[-] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 3 weeks ago

Same! 🤣 I didn't notice until seeing the comments. But, then again, I'm also currently taking a neighbor's Blue Dream cultivar for a test drive, so 🤷🏼‍♂️

[-] MajorMajormajormajor@lemmy.ca 1 points 3 weeks ago

Looks fun, enjoy!

[-] BeefHouse@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago

Reality is the hallucination we choose to believe is real. We get reinforcement from those around us that the hallucination is the "real" one, not knowing that their hallucination and ours are completely different.

And of course being wilfully oblivious that right behind our hallucinations where we can't see is the empty void

[-] dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works 1 points 3 weeks ago

Those around us are part of our hallucination. Just me all the way down.

[-] 30p87@feddit.org 1 points 3 weeks ago

Considering I was born on 2005-07-22 (on Lemmy and in RL), that would be a very good explanation for life.

[-] bdonvr@thelemmy.club 2 points 3 weeks ago

Born in 2005? Shouldn't you be in like, middle-

Oh fuckkkkkkkkkk

[-] HEXN3T@lemmy.blahaj.zone 0 points 3 weeks ago

Well, you could scroll through my post history, find "Edgegrazer" from 2 months ago (11 May 2025), learn it was taken the old mill at Raven Run Nature Sanctuary in Lexington, KY, go there, and you'll be in the same place I was tripping LSD (and a number of other fancy things).

There has to be some point that reasonable doubt prevails.

[-] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 3 weeks ago

Now, I feel like I'm tripping. I was there about a year ago — and I've never been to KY before or after. WTF? 😶

[-] MadMadBunny@lemmy.ca 0 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

The rabbits are judging you.

[-] Grostleton@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 3 weeks ago

I have pet rabbits and they absolutely were judging me while I was on shrooms

But rabbits are always judgemental little bastards so they can suck itttt.

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