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Perfect steak. Could use it in so many things, besides eating it by itself, and it'd save me so much and majorly upgrade my meals.
That's a good one, I'd have steak and rice every other night
What is the perfect steak tho? And can it come with chips?
Bbq brisket. I’m not going to go through the whole process of smoking for several hours.
Imagine unlimited burnt ends. Mmmmmm...
Pretty sure I would be dead within six months.
But what a way to go.
Oh absolutely, I might die in 6 months but during that time I would do a lot of living.
Unlimited smoked brisket?
An honorable death.
Pizza.
Your answer has some monkey paw energy in it.
NOOOO please don't 😭😰😨😩
We need more information, there's almost infinite versions and variations of pizza.
Authentic Totino's Party Pizza. Literally a party that never has to end.
Ah, yes, the Totino's Party Pizza. Truly a staple of the saddest party ever. It isn't a depressed pity party without Totino's.
I have 3 in the freezer right now.
Totino's Part?
How many parts did Totino have anyways?
Veggies and beans enchiladas verde.
This guy. He's right.
This is the way I was going. Beans, rice, and cheese burritos, with plenty of veggies and salsa to round things out. Pretty wholesome, lots of nutrients, complete protein. You'd never starve. Enchiladas are an excellent variation.
buckwheat crepes stuffed with spinach, cheese, and bacon
That sounds awesome.
Corndog.
I just like the idea of being able to offer a warm corndog to anyone at anytime.
I used to go to the fair a have fresh dipped corn dogs, so good!
A good taco. Actually, I think the enchilada guy was right. What he said.
If I get the power I'll share.
We could have a crazy good potluck and needy people meal drive with all the options people are listing.
Gyros!
Beef Wellington
With or without deathcap mushrooms?
Meal replacement bar
Like a variety pack or a specific flavor?
A nice salad with dressing and some added things like feta cheese. It tastes good, I make it rarely because the salad package / salad head always spoils before I ate all of it, and it's one of the only foods that I like that wouldn't make me obese if it was a magically available at all times.
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Cheese Enchiladas!
What kind of sauce? Traditional, verde, mole, etc.
I'll usually order 10 enchiladas which is 2-3 large dinner orders combined. Have to explicitly say "All Cheese" since they are usually on the menu as mixed (1 beef, 1 chicken etc) and usually it's a red sauce with lettuce, diced tomatoes and sour cream on top.
Beef Wellington
I'm torn between ribs with a dry rub, or a blackened burger with sauteed onions, blue cheese, and bacon.
Can it constantly be just like slightly warm just out of the oven? If so then some kind of bread. Milk bread, sourdough, brioche, etc. I love a good shockingly fresh bread but making bread is such a chore
Veal.
Grilled Pogfish.
2.5 doz freshly boiled dense Maryland blue crabs, caked in OBS.
Chicken wings. I love a good steak, but I also enjoy cooking my own. Really good chicken wings are a pain to make. It's a no brainer, especially if I can choose the sauce for each wing.
Either French Onion soup (because it is such a hassle) or Foul Mudammas bc its tasty af
Chicken cordon bleu.
Prison escape cake, with a metal file, skeleton key and a knife baked inside.
In any quantity? Some nutritionally complete food that avoids as many allergens as possible. Probably some kind of fortified legume and veggie paste. With that kind of magical power, I'd be looking to slay one of the horsemen of the apocalypse
I want to say a steak, but if I had an infinite supply of perfect steak available to me, I would probably die of a heart attack in about a year.
So instead I'll say crispy, corn-starch-battered stir fried marinated tofu. Tastes very good, and I usually fail to plan ahead for marinating it, plus the corn starch can sometimes make a mess, so having it magically made for me would be nice.
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