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[-] teft@piefed.social 13 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Not “most likely”. He can definitely see through the cards since he mentions it to Worf in an episode. He only does it after the hand is played but even that could be considered cheating since he might be able to tell what your bluffs look like.

[-] over_clox@lemmy.world 7 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

If Geordi can see through the cards, then he can also see through their clothes..

Just sayin'

[-] autonomous@lemmy.ml 6 points 3 weeks ago

Why do you think he prefers to keep the visor instead of the surgery? It was only because of the lawsuit that he got them later in the movies. 🙃

[-] joyjoy@lemmy.zip 0 points 3 weeks ago

We talking about the character or the actor?

[-] autonomous@lemmy.ml 4 points 3 weeks ago

Character...

[-] grue@lemmy.world 6 points 3 weeks ago

Pretty sure he can see through their skin.

[-] kieron115@startrek.website 3 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

I'm... fairly certain he couldn't make out the details.

[-] teft@piefed.social 4 points 3 weeks ago

JWST can swap which wavelengths they are looking at. You're telling me Geordi can't?

He probably just has to hit a button and it goes to ir or x-ray or EHF.

[-] kieron115@startrek.website 1 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

In one episode he claimed that he got all the wavelengths at once, compressed through the visor so that his brain could handle it, and that he had to just focus really hard to filter out extraneous ones. He compared it to trying to follow a single conversation in a noisy room (think a bar or club or something). So I guess maybe he could have spent a bunch of time as a teen focusing on that specific wavelength?

[-] ZeffSyde@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago

I like to think the mini menu in the lower center is a mid 2ks share bar for Myspace, Tumblr, Twitter, etc.

[-] A_Union_of_Kobolds@lemmy.world 0 points 3 weeks ago

Oh that's definitely cheating

[-] Deceptichum@quokk.au 1 points 3 weeks ago

Geordi can't cheat, because he's always single.

[-] Rakonat@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago

This comment was a violation of the Prime Directive.

[-] ZeffSyde@lemmy.world 0 points 3 weeks ago

I wonder how difficult it would be to craft an omniscient AI that could pretend to be obtuse enough to enjoy playing a game of chance with?

(I'm sure somebody has pondered this at length and is ready to fill me in)

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[-] misteloct@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 3 weeks ago

More evidence of how goody-two-shoes the crew is, they never cheat. These are people who would die to not kill someone who is trying to murder them. Intentional and great world building.

[-] kieron115@startrek.website 6 points 3 weeks ago

Geordi outright told them he looks at the cards, but only after the hand is over. I would still argue that counts as cheating since it lets him get a better idea for when the others are bluffing.

[-] misteloct@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 3 weeks ago

Perhaps, though if he admitted it to the crew and they're ok with it, it's not necessarily in the spirit of cheating.

[-] mineralfellow@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago

He did one game, but advised Worf to get cards that are opaque.

[-] tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 2 points 3 weeks ago

Data should pretty much never lose though. Someone over at reddit Daystrum Institute has done several write ups of why the poker doesn't make any sense most of the times we see it

https://old.reddit.com/r/DaystromInstitute/comments/8zs1pr/analyzing_the_worstplayed_hand_of_poker_that_we/

[-] plyth@feddit.org 2 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

There is no best strategy for unlimited poker. But how to play that game in a world without money?

I'd imagine it's like Penny Poker, you do it for fun using basically worthless chips to represent your score so to speak

[-] orbitz@lemmy.ca 1 points 3 weeks ago

If only we could agree such ideals make us stronger as a species, least be honest with each other... And hopefully others if we get to meet them.

[-] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 5 points 3 weeks ago

The man takes risks on the reg, just to feel something.

Every fucking time he ends up as (temp) captain it's some huge gamble

[-] Thebeardedsinglemalt@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago

When he ends up commanding the ENT-D he always ends up losing control of the ship

[-] flop_leash_973@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago

No one loses control of the D like Riker.

[-] Poayjay@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago

Are you implying that they are letting him win?!

[-] Samskara@sh.itjust.works 6 points 3 weeks ago

He’s the boss. Of course they let him win.

[-] someguy3@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago
[-] Jerkface@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago

You shut your mouth.

[-] jqubed@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago

Is Data playing, though, or just dealing?

[-] burgerpocalyse@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago

data is usually also playing, theres a whole episode where he finds out what bluffing is

[-] Klear@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago

Is he dealing or is he just coping?

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[-] karmiclychee@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 weeks ago

The best player unless Crusher is at the table.

[-] Etterra@discuss.online 1 points 3 weeks ago

Data also has the ultimate poker face.

[-] _stranger_@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago

He does realize that his tell is literally just his willingness to play a hand. If Data doesn't fold, you should.

[-] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago

I hear he also makes a mean omelet.

[-] kieron115@startrek.website 1 points 3 weeks ago

A chef is only as good as his ingredients!

[-] ArmchairAce1944@discuss.online 1 points 3 weeks ago

The Screencap almost made me think this was an early 90s game.

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