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[-] wiccan2@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago

I could easily see a burst of audible data, like 2 seconds of dialup modem screeching, being used as a slur for us.

It wouldn't even need to contain any actual data just the fact that we can't possibly understand it would wind us up immensely.

[-] pennomi@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

Just the modem connecting sound would work.

[-] Chee_Koala@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

Ephemerals (temporaries) - Stolen from the bobiverse (Dennis Taylor)

[-] Maultasche@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

Proposition: Meatbags

[-] merc@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 week ago
  • Gasbags: Even when doing nothing else, humans are constantly sucking in and pushing out air.
  • Slow rotting meat: As opposed to steaks which rot in a day, humans take a few decades to rot, but to a robot which might live for millennia, it's about the same
  • Wet Brains: Unlike a robot, our brains are wet, mushy things.
  • Sleepers: How weird must it be to see a lifeform that spends 1/3 of its short existence unconscious.

But, I can also imagine words of admiration from robots for things humans can do that they can't, for example:

  • self-fixers: When a robot part breaks it needs to be repaired. With a lot of injuries, humans just have to wait and the body repairs itself. That would seem pretty magical.
  • puzzlers: Humans are capable of lateral thinking in a way robots aren't. Humans can use analogies to things they do understand, and can reason about things in the physical world.
  • stinkers: Could be an insult because of humans pooping, pissing, sweating, etc. But it could also be a play on "instinct", somehow magically making a good guess about what to do in a new situation that's outside their "programming".
  • leaders: Robots are good at responding to inputs, but they don't actually have any motivation themselves. If eventually there's a robot that's capable of thinking and wondering, it might wonder what it's like to do something, not because someone asked, but because you wanted to do it.
[-] BakerBagel@midwest.social 6 points 1 week ago
[-] VibeCoder@hexbear.net 4 points 1 week ago

Are the Auxies the ones whose members were repositioned to Palestine after the war?

[-] affenlehrer@feddit.org 6 points 1 week ago

Squishy bonebags

[-] psx_crab@lemmy.zip 6 points 1 week ago

Asshole is now a slurđź’€

[-] Evil_Shrubbery@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Ok, but the amount of robots in existence that for various human reasons have assholes installed on them ... might make the term damaging to robots as well. So it's def not encouraged.

Not to mention how assholeless robots could be introduced to so many new pleasure frontiers from the sex robots.

What I'm saying is that after a few millennia the only reference that humans once inhabited Earth will be 'the only thing we know about this mysterious species is that they gave us robot butt sex' (besides PFAS, microplastics, and the decimated biodiversity that is).

[-] Evilsandwichman@hexbear.net 6 points 1 week ago

Crackers because our bones make that funny cracking sound when you bend them

[-] Hestia@hexbear.net 5 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

They’re actually just gonna call us the slurs that already exist because that’s what they’re trained on

[-] darksiderbun@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 week ago

In Dennis Taylor’s “Bobiverse” series, natural born humans are called “ephemerals”

[-] Shareni@programming.dev 4 points 1 week ago

One day the crude biomass you call the temple will wither, and you will beg my kind to save you. But I am already saved, for the Machine is immortal…

[-] Madison420@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

Mm sorta. Ephemeral just means a person who will eventually die naturally and not continue their life in vert and even then it gets weird to define in later books because they find that a booted copy of someone living deviates from their normal personality but if a person dies and then a copy is booted the copy ends up picking up the personality of the deceased without changes implying some form of soul and continuity after death.

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"Faith" are the skinbag luddites in the bobiverse. Other bio lifeforms are not seen as a problem, whether they upload or not.

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[-] selokichtli@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Except the last part, they don't have those voices anymore. However, they currently choose the most stupid voice ever, most of the time. I wonder why? I mean, they could sound like James Earl Jones, but no, they went for the annoying distant nephew voice, instead.

[-] bitjunkie@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

People throwing around the M-word in here are likely just closet robosexuals

[-] TheReturnOfPEB@reddthat.com 5 points 1 week ago
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[-] Shareni@programming.dev 4 points 1 week ago

ITT: science memes become sci-fi memes

[-] cholesterol@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

I've been thinking our 'oiliness' might be one of our most striking characteristics. If I wipe a finger over any smooth surface, I leave residue. Our exteriors are incredibly greasy compared to most technology.

[-] merc@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 week ago

Most mechanical equipment doesn't work well unless it is well oiled, so a properly maintained robot would be oily too. Computers aren't too oily, but they don't have very many moving parts anymore. But, a robot would have plenty.

[-] montechristo@feddit.org 4 points 1 week ago

I imagine Waterbags could also be a great one.

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[-] El_guapazo@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

Bag of blood Or bag of water.

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[-] ComradeSpahija@hexbear.net 3 points 1 week ago

mettaton-dance Fucking cellies

[-] TankovayaDiviziya@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

Fleshies, smoothskins.

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