eating shitty food and farting all the time and not wiping your ass properly are probably the culprits so yea better hygiene
But... How the fuck is it getting on the chair? Sitting there naked and grinding it in!?
Farting while sitting on it would be my guess
The part not seen here is that the guy hadn't showered for over a week "because CSGO2 just came out".
0% chance that guy didn’t shart on that chair.
Go to the bathrooooooommm!!!!
Not yet!
how the fuck a chair smells like poop?! Is he siting there without pants? Did he poop his pants in thr chair?!
5 bucks says he doesnt wipe his ass after shitting, or wash his ass in the shower, so has a perpetual skidmark, possibly even full blown melted toblerone.
Guys like this get girlfriends and yet I’m still single.
I know. Straight girls cannot have standards. Or need to fetishize awful shit. Or die alone.
Edit: to be clear, this is because men are fucking horrible. Straight girls are tragic figures here. I hope someday we find a cure for heterosexuality, for their sake, and the incels.
I…what?
A cure for hetero. Imagine if you could casually hook up with any of your similarly cute friends. And also intuitively understamd the plot of anything made by hideo kojima.
Dude, heterosexuality isn’t some kind of disease that needs to be cured. I would take intuitive understanding of Kojima’s plots, though.
It wouldn't be some kind of disease if men didn't generally suck so badly. Instead we need to invent the bisexuality gas.
Personally I call shenanigans having had executive and standard office chairs made of leather, pleather and nylon mesh.
None of these are comfortable on the bare butt, and even will get sticky once you start sweating against them, so I've always had to drape towels between me and the chair.
Also do not get leather / pleather if you have cats.
At home I own a leather Secret Lab computer chair. Very nice, but they explicitally warn everyone at before, at purchase and during assembly to not sit on it while naked.
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