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[-] homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world 12 points 9 hours ago

You got through a doctoral program in evolutionary biology without knowing how to spell tweezers?

. . .

Okay.

[-] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 12 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago)

Have you met people this educated in fields this specialized? They ain't got time, or room in their brain, to care about spelling.

[-] some_kind_of_guy@lemmy.world 1 points 3 hours ago

It's too egregious, it has to be ragebait. And you know what, it worked

[-] homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world 3 points 7 hours ago

Yeahbut . . .”tweasers”? C’mon man. Just spell the band and put a T in front.

[-] sym@piefed.blahaj.zone 27 points 12 hours ago

The worst part is when you wobble slightly and insert the strand of DNA in the wrong place, so instead of curing the patient's genetic disease they immediately sprout horns.

[-] Senseless@feddit.org 10 points 11 hours ago

One might say you make your patients horny.

[-] space_comrade@hexbear.net 3 points 12 hours ago

That sound badass, where do I sign up?

[-] icelimit@lemmy.ml 8 points 12 hours ago

Sorry, I accidentally spliced in the wrong bit of DNA for you; now you have 2 anuses coming out of your palms, and you can't control them, like birds.

[-] Rusty@lemmy.ca 6 points 10 hours ago

Does CRISPR count as tweasers?

[-] SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org 8 points 10 hours ago

Looks like it's normal size tweezers, but vastly enlarged DNA.

[-] GandalftheBlack@feddit.org 46 points 15 hours ago

And when she says that, she doesn't mean finding a supplier. Once you put the tweezers down, you'll never find them again

[-] markz@suppo.fi 21 points 14 hours ago

The last image: my dna hurts

[-] notsure@fedia.io 12 points 14 hours ago

...i find this funny...on so MANY lavels...

[-] Midnitte@beehaw.org 5 points 13 hours ago

I'm sure they also spend a lot of time staring face to face with a DNA strand too

[-] ryedaft@sh.itjust.works 7 points 14 hours ago

Doctors: I'm helping

You're creating strand breaks is what you're doing.

[-] KurtVonnegut@mander.xyz 1 points 9 hours ago

I think she means "as an evolutionary biologist: you have no idea ...". Rather than "as an evolutionary biologist, you have no idea ...".

Well, I did indeed have no idea I was an evolutionary biologist...

[-] Droggelbecher@lemmy.world 5 points 14 hours ago

You're telling me these https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Optical_tweezers

don't look like traditional tweezers except really small?

this post was submitted on 04 Aug 2025
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